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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6645 on: December 01, 2014, 05:06:56 pm »
There's no booze...Urist has gone berserk!

Urist has owned the game. All other players are deceased, and a bit less sane.

WWUD if he visited the remains of Boatmurdered?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6646 on: December 01, 2014, 05:44:01 pm »
Drink the all the booze left and get all the XXsocksXX. Later, Urist found himself dead, decapitated by an elephant. He died happily.

WWUD if he was sieged by modern humans with RPGs, SMGs and Tanks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6647 on: December 01, 2014, 06:13:55 pm »
Connect the power networks. Activate the pump stack. Cleanse the surface.

WWUD upon inventing mind-altering substances (besides booze, that is)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6648 on: December 01, 2014, 06:43:31 pm »
Give it to children to see if it hardens them or boosts their stats.

What would Urist do if he learned he was really a kobold?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6649 on: December 01, 2014, 07:55:22 pm »
Steal the king's beard.
WWUD if a kobold stole his (shiny) beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6650 on: December 01, 2014, 09:57:37 pm »
Realise he is an elf.

WWUD if he suddenly became an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6651 on: December 02, 2014, 02:41:52 pm »
Put a cap on logging for the site, despite no tree having been cut in that particular fortress for almost a decade because the fruits they produced were more valuable. By the end of the season the verdant forests surrounding Beardstolen were gone, and the one Urist elf ambush had been defeated.

WWUD Cacame's ghost was disturbed when he went for the dead elf king's socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6652 on: December 02, 2014, 02:57:49 pm »
Urist McUrist has been awe-inspired to death!

WWUD if his beard got snatched by a roc?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6653 on: December 03, 2014, 02:44:51 am »
Kill the roc and create a roc feather beard.

Wwud if he was forced to listen to annoying elves lecture him about nature and shit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6654 on: December 03, 2014, 04:52:38 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 03, 2014, 02:44:51 am
Kill the roc and create a roc feather beard.

Wwud if he was forced to listen to annoying elves lecture him about nature and shit?

Become inspired by nature's ferocity, purchase a bunch of exotic animals from said elf, train them for war, and turn them on their former master!

WwUd if the overseer ordered the Gelding of his favorite pet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6655 on: December 03, 2014, 05:16:36 am »
Somehow get kicked to death because he is only a dabbling gelder.

WWUD if he found the fourth cavern layer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6656 on: December 03, 2014, 11:50:11 am »
Be killed by a Giant Clown Spider made from Slade who throws burning webs.

WWUD if he managed to catch one in a trap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6657 on: December 03, 2014, 12:08:34 pm »
The fort just lost 50% of its Urists, but, finally, the one remaining Legendary Animal Trainer comes off break and trains it into a THE ultimate Elf-and-Elf Forest-killing weapon.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6658 on: December 03, 2014, 04:59:32 pm »
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The fort just lost 50% of its Urists, but, finally, the one remaining Legendary Animal Trainer comes off break and trains it into a THE ultimate Elf-and-Elf Forest-killing weapon.
Where is the WWUD?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6659 on: December 03, 2014, 05:05:22 pm »
WWUD if there was no Urist?  :o
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