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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672595 times)

MiniMacker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #660 on: July 10, 2011, 02:54:11 am »
He would take a drink, eat, sleep go on break and drink again before checking if there's a new question.

What would Urist do if his eyes began to rot?
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It isn't a new Dwarf Fortress version until we're made to fear some kind of regular creature.  Carp, Elephants, Unicorns, Badgers, and now Mosquitos.  I've got 5 dorfBucks on the next one being plagues of groundhogs.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #661 on: July 10, 2011, 03:01:34 am »
Urist would drink from the barrel near the soap stockpile and try to remember why he went there.

What would Urist do if his wife died?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #662 on: July 10, 2011, 03:06:50 am »
Beat up everyone who implied that he took joy in slaughter...

What would Urist do if he was charged with export ban violation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #663 on: July 10, 2011, 03:09:56 am »
When being hammered, retaliate with a fatal punch to the head.
WWUD if a hill titan of a pink pony with frilly hair appeared, with deadly parties?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #664 on: July 10, 2011, 03:11:52 am »
Urist would take out a !!Friendship Whip!! and tame the titan (impling that Urist is a Dungeon Master).

What would Urist McScientist do if he could enter the real world , near you?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #665 on: July 10, 2011, 04:40:35 am »
Establish a fort just outside of a bar. Build a perpetual-motion powered magma cannon. Make a magma-fall with the magma cannon and sell the surplus power generated from the perpetual-motion machine for beer. Also, make obsidian crafts and eventually turn the landscape into !!landscape!!.

What would Urist McUseless do if he was given a copper pick and a special assignment?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #666 on: July 10, 2011, 11:04:03 am »
Flood the fort with Magma, for creating the 666th post.

What Would Urist McLyemaker do if he was drafted into the military, given a wooden training axe and sent to vanquish the evils in the bowels of the world?
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Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #667 on: July 10, 2011, 11:10:52 am »
Somehow genocide everything underground.

WWUD if he had a blood thorn training sword?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #668 on: July 10, 2011, 02:19:04 pm »
Use it to beat elves

What would Urist do if he went outside?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #669 on: July 10, 2011, 02:22:40 pm »
Vomit out his organs due to cave adaption.

WWUD if he was a hipster?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #670 on: July 10, 2011, 03:22:00 pm »
Make an underground fortress (See what I did there?)

What would Urist do if he touched an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #671 on: July 10, 2011, 05:39:13 pm »
Quote from: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 03:22:00 pm
Make an underground fortress (See what I did there?)

What would Urist do if he touched an elf?

Urist cancels touch elf: Raping elf.

WWUD if he saw adamantine men?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #672 on: July 10, 2011, 07:46:31 pm »
Nothing. I can't think of anyone on this forum who wouldn't mod their dwarves themselves to be adamatine men.

What would Urist do if he was designing a human town in the real world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #673 on: July 10, 2011, 09:10:48 pm »
Put the nuclear power plant next to the children' park.

WWUD if he manned a ballista?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #674 on: July 10, 2011, 09:24:01 pm »
Shoot himself because it was facing the wrong way.

WWUD if he was a zombie?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.
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