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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673210 times)

heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6555 on: November 16, 2014, 05:51:18 pm »
Be given the nobel prize for discovering alcohol poisoning.

WWUD if dwarves were aquatic?
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Graknorke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6556 on: November 16, 2014, 06:01:28 pm »
Get a whole lot of mermaid bones a whole lot easier.

WWUD if suddenly the overseer found OH MY GAWD A BOMB!
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6557 on: November 16, 2014, 06:41:13 pm »
Urist has exploded into pieces!x500
*Goblin chuckles*

WWUD if he found the remains of the nuked Mountain Homes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6558 on: November 16, 2014, 07:21:58 pm »
touch all the yellow-green stuff to determine what is puke and what is radioactive.

WWUD if he got superpowers from touching radiated vomitus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6559 on: November 17, 2014, 10:36:29 am »
Become puke-man, the man who was bitten by radioactive puke and earned all the powers of a puke.

WWUD If vomit had fluid mechanics like lava or water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6560 on: November 17, 2014, 11:43:14 am »
Accidently flood the dining room after coming up to the surface following cave adaptation.

WWUD if half the socks went missing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6561 on: November 17, 2014, 11:49:49 am »
Mandate constructions of socks, become unhappy.

WWUD if he was in adventure mode?
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Quote from: SMASH! on November 18, 2014, 02:49:02 pm
-I slew Zolak! -It was inevitable.
-Any troubles? -Bandit Zolak is harassing our hamlet!
-Tell me about Zolak. -Zolak is dead.
-What do you think about me? -You are killer. You are also unhinged. You have perpetrated a violent attack upon Zolak.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6562 on: November 17, 2014, 12:14:17 pm »
Urist cancels Adventure: needs plump helmet spawn

WWUD If civil war?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6563 on: November 17, 2014, 08:12:13 pm »
Turn into a 4 way traitor and be murdered by his wife.
WWUD if 4 way traitors?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6564 on: November 18, 2014, 02:45:18 pm »
Get a headache so bad he can't fight, leaving him overlooked and ultimately the sole survivor of the loyalty cascade.  Then get eaten by a giant toad.

WWUD if they accidentally the verb in a sentence?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6565 on: November 19, 2014, 10:16:05 am »
Urist cancels action: Cannot find verb.

WWUD if all their actions were canceled due to their own actions?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6566 on: November 19, 2014, 01:29:18 pm »
Consume booze, naturally. They'd have gotten thirsty by that time.

WWUD if there was a tapeworm in the booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6567 on: November 19, 2014, 09:52:47 pm »
Drunk more booze; drown the beast, for it's life is worth less than an Elf's. Also, more booze!

WWUD if he was abducted by a Night Troll?
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 21, 2015, 03:52:20 pm
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
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Ass möde is a way of life
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6568 on: November 20, 2014, 06:27:43 am »
Erase it from recordings of history.
WWUD if he got his hands on a wooden training pick.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6569 on: November 20, 2014, 07:33:40 am »
Stab his wife with a wooden pickaxe, cause a 4 way loyalty cascade, get eaten by a toad,  cancel action: cannot find verb, consume booze, consume tapeworm, then sing a christmas song.

WWUD if santa did not have a beard?
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Quote from: SMASH! on November 18, 2014, 02:49:02 pm
-I slew Zolak! -It was inevitable.
-Any troubles? -Bandit Zolak is harassing our hamlet!
-Tell me about Zolak. -Zolak is dead.
-What do you think about me? -You are killer. You are also unhinged. You have perpetrated a violent attack upon Zolak.
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