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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673223 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6525 on: October 30, 2014, 02:53:23 pm »
Simple, my friend. Release the MAGMA

WWUD if he accidentally trapped a beard-eating steel-made forgotten beast at the booze stockpiles?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6526 on: November 05, 2014, 02:10:13 pm »
Trying to get a drink, Urist stumbles upon beard-eating steel-made FB, and loses his beard!
Urist is throwing a tantrum!

WWUD If Urist The Beardless, legendary misc object user is throwing a tantrum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6527 on: November 05, 2014, 02:36:50 pm »
Die a most improbable death at the hands of Urist, who was wielding Råshul Usân Zarut: the dreaded pair of Xx☼<<☼Llama Wool Trousers☼>>☼xX.

WW Urist McClothesmaker do if his first masterwork item was the murder weapon in a string of grisly killings?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6528 on: November 05, 2014, 03:59:42 pm »
Not care, because he would be the murderer.

WWUD if he built a wall from the wrong side?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6529 on: November 05, 2014, 04:04:46 pm »
Wait for Urist McBusyConstructionRemover to quit his party and then remove the wall!

WWUD if he awakes as a citzen of Boatmurdered?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6530 on: November 06, 2014, 10:33:27 am »
Ride elephants and shoot carp out a jumbo-sized crossbow.

WWUD if console release of DF? (lol)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6531 on: November 06, 2014, 11:49:18 am »
He would not do a dammed thing because there is no keyboard.

WWUD if a keyboard was then plugged in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6532 on: November 06, 2014, 11:56:23 am »
Play the game until a pop of 20, the console will not be able to handle it and crash.

WWUD if Urist was in a fort with a large cheese industry.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6533 on: November 06, 2014, 07:34:47 pm »
Probably make and eat a lot of masterwork cheese. Alternatively she may be recruited into the memorial corps, where they engrave pictures of cheese year round, both immortalised into the walls and onto slabs to be exported around the kingdom as a testament to cheese.

WWUD in a cold war against the humans?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6534 on: November 06, 2014, 08:22:41 pm »
"Cold war? Likot! Pull the lever! Let's heat up this war!"
The age of dwarves has begun
"Well, I guess we won Urist... Urist? OH GODS NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Likot McDorf has died in the heat.
Your fortress has crumbled to an end.
The age of Death has begun.
WWUD if it was the age of elves, an all remnents of dwarves, goblins, kobolds and humans were slaves, food or scattered groups of survivors?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6535 on: November 07, 2014, 12:39:56 am »
Summon six other dwarves into existence, found a fort on top of a volcano, claim the title of King of the Oily Whips, then punch everyone into the volcano during a tantrum. Rinse and repeat.

WWUD if he saw dwarves riding giant war tigers and eagles besieging an elven fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6536 on: November 07, 2014, 01:29:40 am »
Help his fellow dwarves overcome the hippy menace infesting a home of dwarves, riding his faithful domestic giant war tiger.

Wwud if the elves used their hippy magic to turn his mount against him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6537 on: November 07, 2014, 01:34:50 pm »
Stab his steed in the back of the head, tearing the brain. Urist is flung off his suddenly immobile mount, and breaks his everything when he is catapulted 4 or 5 tiles forward.

WW Urist McBoneDoctor do if a patient came in who'd broken their everything?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6538 on: November 07, 2014, 08:10:01 pm »
Amputation time!
WWUD if he was a ghostly dwarf?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6539 on: November 08, 2014, 12:37:23 pm »
Urist McCheesemaker died of old age, and become ghostly cheesemaker. Even after death, cheesemaking brings him satisfaction.

WWUD If he was a ghostly miner?
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