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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673244 times)

tonnot98

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6450 on: October 17, 2014, 10:04:37 am »
Urist would become a hammer lord, and single-handedly defeat the clowns of the carnival.

WWUD if he got *Sparkling Metal Socks*?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6451 on: October 17, 2014, 10:09:31 am »
Melt them and pour the molten metal on his feet.

WWUD If he needed to solve a math problem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6452 on: October 17, 2014, 10:17:53 am »
Build an overly complex computer using magma, levers, and floodgates. Then figure out that he got it all wrong, and do it over and over again.

WWUD if children dressed up as zombies for a Halloween celebration, BUT they all lived in a haunted biome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6453 on: October 17, 2014, 11:53:14 am »
Urist has been fine lately. He has witnessed death. He took joy in slaughter recently.

WWUD if the zombies dressed up like children?
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tonnot98

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6454 on: October 17, 2014, 02:09:11 pm »
Urist would stick them in a danger room with glass spikes.

WWUD if their monarch was married to an elf, and brought only an elven retinue with him?
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Quote from: Spehss _ on October 19, 2015, 08:08:38 pm
Not sure if dying of old age is an honor or a shame for weaponmasters. On the one hand, it means they never got the opportunity to die in glorious battle. On the other hand, it means nothing could beat them in glorious battle.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6455 on: October 17, 2014, 02:34:02 pm »
Make sure the monarch was housed in a room with the finest wooden furniture, walls, floor, statues, and a wood-armed guard. Maybe even a wood waterfall.

WWUD In Case of Emergency?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6456 on: October 17, 2014, 02:40:24 pm »
break all your emergency countermeasures in a tantrum

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6457 on: October 17, 2014, 05:53:32 pm »
Go into a fell mood and make a ghostly dwarf bone pickaxe.

WWUD if he became a Legendary Biter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6458 on: October 17, 2014, 07:12:08 pm »
Proceed to die in a siege while only attacking with a sword he doesn't know how to use.

WWUD if he created !!☼pizza☼!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6459 on: October 17, 2014, 07:16:26 pm »
Urist would name said pizza after a random megabeast, likely a dragon, and sell it to humans in hope that the excess food would make them fat and slow.

WWUD if all humans were fat and slow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6460 on: October 17, 2014, 11:09:58 pm »
Urist would only sell the humans healthy food, wich would cause a war between those civs.

WWUD if he was at war with the humans?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6461 on: October 18, 2014, 06:48:49 pm »
laugh at them from inside the fortress, then die horribly when the magma cannon fires all of its payload into the fort instead of at the human siege lines.

WWUD if he was jailed and sent to Alcatraz?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6462 on: October 18, 2014, 07:13:37 pm »
Try to escape through HFS.

WWUD if he was in HFS and the clowns were on the surface?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6463 on: October 18, 2014, 07:21:11 pm »
Urist would find out how to mine slade with his beard, and build a slade fort, until one stone crafter went insane, making a slade pick. After breaching the weird blue tube in the roof, the dwarves, now massive from hauling around slade boulders, would fight the clowns, the slade pick swinging dwarf leading them.

WWUD if he found a box full of kittens outside?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6464 on: October 18, 2014, 07:22:08 pm »
Use the box as building materials without removing the kittens.

What would Urist do if he had a lead peg leg?
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