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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672588 times)

Oliolli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #645 on: July 08, 2011, 05:21:33 am »
The forts entrance is to the south, the goblin is running west and the kobold east. Urist sees the two, gets scared and runs north.

WWUD if The Lever didn't work?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #646 on: July 08, 2011, 06:38:28 am »
Go about his merry way

WWUD if half the fort was slaughtered infront of him?
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Quote from: Boatmurderer on July 28, 2008, 05:35:33 pm
That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #647 on: July 08, 2011, 06:43:54 am »
He would go mad and kill the other half himself.

What would Urist do if he was made the Chief Medical Dwarf and the first patient turns out to be his mortal enemy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #648 on: July 08, 2011, 03:11:23 pm »
Preform a dangerous but life saving surgery to cure him of this terrible injury called "stomach ache", whatever that is.

What would Urist do if his breaches were on fire?
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Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #649 on: July 08, 2011, 07:57:30 pm »
Go off and get a highly flammable beer.

What would Urist do if the only other person in the fortress was a noble who mandated an export ban on adamantine?
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I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #650 on: July 08, 2011, 08:00:12 pm »
Urist McDwarf has been ecstatic lately. he took joy in slaughter lately.

WWUD if an FB made of adamantine with deadly blood showed up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #651 on: July 08, 2011, 08:02:57 pm »
Mandate the production of iron toy mini-forges.

What would Urist do if he was a champion and had to kill off an entire goblin siege on his own?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #652 on: July 08, 2011, 08:03:53 pm »
1 player goblin baseball.

WWUD if 3 sieges happened at once?
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #653 on: July 08, 2011, 08:27:09 pm »
1 player goblin baseball..........Level 3

WWUD if he walled himself in with the mayor who demands rose gold scepters when you have no gold.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #654 on: July 09, 2011, 09:08:37 am »
Urist McDwarf has been content lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He lost a friend to tragedy lately. He was disgusted by miasma lately. He had to endure the decay of a friend lately.

WWUD if he discovered the Higgs Boson?
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #655 on: July 09, 2011, 09:57:02 am »
Ban the export of toys.

WWUD if she was the proud owner of PrideUnited, The Platinum Warhammer Of Kickass?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #656 on: July 09, 2011, 11:16:41 am »
Become the new Hammerer.

What would Urist do if he noticed time moving slower after he finished building his waterfall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #657 on: July 09, 2011, 01:06:51 pm »
Build more, they are so estasticifical!

WWUD if an alien flying machine landed by him in the middle of nowhere?
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Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #658 on: July 10, 2011, 12:12:51 am »
Urist McDwarf has been quite content lately. he took joy in slaughter recently. He was disgusted by a miasma recently.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Kay12

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #659 on: July 10, 2011, 01:53:13 am »
What would Urist do if the previous poster forgot to present him with a situation?
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