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Arcvasti

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6420 on: October 14, 2014, 03:01:28 pm »
The Dragon would become attached to the custom of eating your enemies and, eventually, would try commit suicide by this same method.

Dragon has transformed into Ouroboros!

What would Urist do if he learned time was cyclical?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6421 on: October 14, 2014, 06:33:43 pm »
create a time pumpstack. It doesn't work.

WWUD with angry peasants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6422 on: October 14, 2014, 07:34:03 pm »
Build them a new dining hall, put them on cushy military training so they don't get stressed by work.
The squads will be ready to march in only a couple of years.

WWUD upon discovering the ability to distil ethanol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6423 on: October 14, 2014, 07:45:16 pm »
Curse its discovery. Why brew ethanol when you can brew whiskey?

WWUD upon the discovery that Diablo lives beneath his feet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6424 on: October 14, 2014, 07:54:05 pm »
Urist would grab his sword and try to defeat Diablo.

WWUD if he found out his wife was a vampire and a necromancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6425 on: October 15, 2014, 12:27:22 pm »
Accuse her of being a night creature.
Urist McNecromanticVampireLover has been strucked down!
Fresh body for her evergrowing army of the undead.

WWUD If he found out that his wife was a wererabbit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6426 on: October 15, 2014, 02:43:03 pm »
Shoot her with a carrot trophy made of gold when she's in were-form. Discover the were-creature is actually his wife when she transforms back. Assume the power of his love healed the wounds. Live happily ever after until the next mandate for slade beds.

WWUD if he was a clown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6427 on: October 15, 2014, 06:59:01 pm »
Urist cancels waiting till the end of the world is triggered: Dangerous terrain (x ∞)
And then the computer explodes.
WWUD if he was on dangerous terrain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6428 on: October 15, 2014, 07:42:55 pm »
Urist McTrapped cancels move to safety: dangerous terrain.

WWUD if the only replacement shoes in the stockpile were made of wood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6429 on: October 15, 2014, 07:46:20 pm »
Urist cancels walk: OH GOD THE SPLINTERS

Urist has bled out

What would Urist do if he lost his outermost layered cloak
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6430 on: October 15, 2014, 08:15:46 pm »
Urist would cancel his job, then pick up the candy cloak meant for the militia commander.

WWUD if he found a single wafer of candy while exploring a cave?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6431 on: October 15, 2014, 08:27:50 pm »
Make stiches. Then use them.

Wwud if he saw a vampire take out a worthless noble?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6432 on: October 15, 2014, 08:50:45 pm »
 declare Vampire McNightcreature king..... until the next mandate for slade tables.

WWUD if kobolds were tameable and laid slade furniture
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6433 on: October 15, 2014, 09:00:13 pm »
Realize that they have to actually manufacture the furniture in order to satisfy mandates and then realize that they have pets that could not be butchered and lay useless incredibly heavy furniture....






 Lock them in a prison decorated with all of their fine "crafts" until they starve to death.



WUDD if the magma sea was slowly rising
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6434 on: October 15, 2014, 09:15:50 pm »
Start using magma for EVERYTHING. Not just magma traps, magma forges and furnaces, EVERYTHING. Magma cheesemaker, magma cage traps, magma kennels, magma waterfalls, magma wells. Eventually, to get rid of the excess magma, Urist replaces booze with fermented magma. With predictable results.

What would Urist do if global warming?
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