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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673270 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6405 on: October 11, 2014, 11:44:04 pm »
Urist cancels pinch pocket:Needs alcohol

An Urist has stolen a barrel of mead!

WWUD if he rose up against the Kobolds who raised him?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6406 on: October 12, 2014, 12:28:03 am »
Lead a kobold army on a march on the dwarven capital, conquer it, declare independence from the kobolds, marry another koboldized dorf, and discover an adventurer has killed all his kobold subjects. He beheads the adventurer and builds a dorf kingdom with kobold ethics.

WWUD if a noble were suspected of political unorthodoxy (read: isn't an infuriating, evil conglomeration of pointless bans, mandates, and demands?)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6407 on: October 12, 2014, 12:30:05 am »
Declare himself leader as a matter of course

WWHUD if urist was the last one left in a fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6408 on: October 12, 2014, 04:54:52 am »
(WWHUD?)

Drink booze, tantrum when there isn't any booze left, and then run up and punch the FB that killed everyone.

WWUD if he was on a space station, everything was exploding, and then a clown trips him with a banana?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6409 on: October 12, 2014, 06:29:23 am »
Urist dodges the clown's thown pie and falls off the space station! He slams into the ground and gets a bruise.

WWUD if he observed that the coffin of Urist McNewton was spinning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6410 on: October 12, 2014, 12:19:51 pm »
The spinning *dolomite coffin* strikes Urist in the upper body and the part explodes into gore!

WWUD if plump helmet men could be domesticated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6411 on: October 12, 2014, 02:00:20 pm »
Urist would keep a plump helmet man as a pet, drinking their bath water so they don't have to go by the butcher's on the way to the booze.

WWUD if he met an exact copy of himself.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6412 on: October 12, 2014, 02:52:14 pm »
Urist has just discovered the secret new Night Creature, the dopplegänger (excuse me if that's spelled incorrectly).

WWUD if he lead the entire Dwarven nation to conquer the Elves, and was separated from the army, facing the Elvish queen and her guard on his own?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6413 on: October 13, 2014, 04:27:40 am »
Enter a martial trance, taking out several guards before realizing that he didn't take the Queen's Ring of Power into account.

Become dwarf shish kebab.

WWUD if the Vox raiders (Space Kobolds) tried to steal all the socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6414 on: October 13, 2014, 03:57:33 pm »
Activate the crossbow reservists. Deliver the new pin cushions to the tailor workshops.

WWUD if the entire dwarven kingdom had a series of civil wars, to the point where there was a nation for every dwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6415 on: October 13, 2014, 04:12:03 pm »
Urist would accept that him being the leader of a nation was inevitable, and demand an aluminum bed.

WWUD if it started raining mead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6416 on: October 13, 2014, 09:30:46 pm »
Wall himself in on the wrong side of the wall. Again

WWUD if he found himself on the wrong side of the wall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6417 on: October 13, 2014, 11:06:42 pm »
The wrong side of the wall is, in this case, the UNDERSIDE of the wall.

UristMcJohnson has been buried alive!

What would Urist do if he lost all his teeth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6418 on: October 13, 2014, 11:34:25 pm »
Urist would start shoving knapped obsidian into his mouth.

WWUD if he saw an elf kill a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6419 on: October 14, 2014, 02:49:01 pm »
Consult his local doctor. It is physically impossible for an Elf to kill a Dragon.

Doctor's diagnosis: Urist has gone insane.

WWUD if the Dragon killed the Elf and ironically ate it(since Elves eat their killed combatants).
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