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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673331 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6285 on: August 27, 2014, 07:49:37 pm »
Olith McHuman cancels post reply: multi-tile creatures not implemented.

WWUD if told to engrave *spoiler*?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6286 on: August 29, 2014, 04:04:02 pm »
The entire fortress descends upon Urist McArtCritic in a rage for revealing major plot details of the upcoming novel, Man: My Greatest Mistake. A much anticipated sequel to the trendsetting 4th person Worldsmith series.

WWUD if some glassmaker stole the =cow leather high boots= he was supposed to be issued?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6287 on: August 29, 2014, 07:33:14 pm »
Convict the closest cheesemaker, consider justice to be served.

WWUD if presented with the literary response to the aforementioned novel, titled Start your day with the Giraffe Demon?
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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6288 on: August 30, 2014, 03:41:39 pm »
He'd be adopted by the Giraffe Demon and start tantruming when militia captain kills it.

WWUD if kobold thief stole his favourite !!sock!! and use it in doomsday device to kill all dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6289 on: August 30, 2014, 09:05:18 pm »
Urist has been struck by melancholy! Without his !!sock!! life has no meaning, everything shall burn.

WWUD if he was trapped in a Kerbal rocket?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6290 on: August 31, 2014, 01:18:02 am »
Urist's Computer Crashes Installed Wrong Mods!!!

WWUD If he was Tarn Adams?
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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6291 on: August 31, 2014, 05:21:34 am »
This is Dwarf Fortress. All coding is of highest quality. It menaces with spikes of cat bones. There is an image of Giant Toad in red zircon, relating to creation of Dwarf Fortress in 2002 and releasing first version in 2006.

WWUD If Installed Right Mods and Urist's Computer Still Crashes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6292 on: August 31, 2014, 04:28:49 pm »
He would go outside to play. Totally forgetting that he was cave-adapted, making a trail of vomit leading from his fortress to the closest demon infested goblin tower.

WWUD if he was transported to the future?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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TD1

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6293 on: August 31, 2014, 04:49:32 pm »
Bring it back to the past. Enlighten it with displays of traditional atom smashing and hammerings.

WWUD if he was the Supreme Being.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6294 on: September 01, 2014, 02:35:48 am »
Create a dwarven utopia with golden barrels full of sunshine, a diamond encrusted dining room with a waterfall, hallways engraved with history and images of cheese, and a bedroom fit for a king for every dwarf. Then he hits an aquifer and floods the fort.

WWUD if, due to a bug, engravers engraved the secrets of life and death in the hospital?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6295 on: September 01, 2014, 03:22:57 am »
Nothing. The fort would live on... until, by a random twist of fate, a Novice Reader passes by...

WWDU if he bought a Steel Mechanical Dragon from Masterwork's gnomes?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6296 on: September 03, 2014, 03:33:38 am »
He would be warm for the rest of his life.

WWUD if tree roots invaded the dining room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6297 on: September 04, 2014, 09:46:16 am »
Brew root beer, naturally. Dwarven root beer, of course, is very high in alcohol content.

WWUD if asked by the (otherwise surprisingly reasonable) baron to create a volume of verse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6298 on: September 04, 2014, 12:54:22 pm »
After creating his volume of verse he'd be banned from the dwarven society. Urist would escape to the elves, and change his name to Cacame. His poetry would be the pride of the elven civilization.

WWUD If his volume of verse would be the pride of elven civilization?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6299 on: September 05, 2014, 10:02:56 pm »
Trade it to the dwarves for a ridiculously large amount of money.
WWUD if a dwarf pretending to be an elf traded him some very expensive poems?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about
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