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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6270 on: August 22, 2014, 08:15:05 pm »
It is sad, but not unexpected.

WWUD if he was told there were bombs in the spoilerite foundry, the dining hall, and the barracks. And to defuse it he and everyone else in the fortress has to remove all of their facial hair?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6271 on: August 23, 2014, 04:07:48 pm »
Urist cancels Cut hair: is not elf.

WWUD if he suddenly realized that he was in a computer program and that with his revelation he could control everything?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6272 on: August 23, 2014, 05:56:28 pm »
Magma booze.

WWUD if drums in the deep?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6273 on: August 24, 2014, 08:46:17 pm »
Dawdle for a while before finally bringing them to the depot right before the caravan decides to leave. Luckily, the ≡gneiss harp≡s and +honey bee wax flute+s were stockpiled more sensibly.

What would Urist do when faced with sudden existential dread on realizing that all of life is ultimately devoid of  meaning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6274 on: August 25, 2014, 02:15:31 pm »
Why do you think dwarves drink so much?

WWUD if he was ordered to make beautiful music using a only a small piece of troll fur cloth?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6275 on: August 25, 2014, 02:37:55 pm »
Tear it in half, stuff the pieces in his ears. Compared to the sounds of a healthy fortress (screams, machinery, repeated booms of atom smashers), silence is the most beautiful music of all.

WWUD if he was part of an elf civ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6276 on: August 25, 2014, 05:42:20 pm »
Overthrow the queen and teach those pansies how to be Cacame.

WWUD if he survive his world's destruction and landed in a newly generated one, but void of dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6277 on: August 25, 2014, 05:55:20 pm »
Dwarves are mostly fungus. They reproduce by spores and live underground. He'd probably cultivate some new dwarves and colonize a new world for dwarfdom.

What would Urist do if it was his birthday?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6278 on: August 25, 2014, 09:29:16 pm »
Throw a party with all the militia and designated lever pullers

A vile force of darkness has arrived!

WWUD if he realized he has worn necklaces wrong (on the head) all of his life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6279 on: August 26, 2014, 12:21:49 am »
Look down at the 50 shields in his left hand and shrug. Not an easy task, considering his 20 cloaks, 5 hoods, gloves, and mittens.

WWUD if the beekeepers, upset about being made into haulers, filled the fort with hornets nests?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6280 on: August 26, 2014, 12:26:44 am »
The dwarves would kamikaze rush the hornets into submission and then make mead.

What would Urist do if he was given a gun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6281 on: August 26, 2014, 01:48:37 am »
Urist fires the one bullet in his quiver. Then, he wields the gun as a spear and charges into the goblin army.

WWUD if he saw an engraving that depicted his death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6282 on: August 26, 2014, 07:02:15 pm »
Carry on unconcerned, it's just art after all. Urist then proceeds down the corridor, and tantrums upon seeing an image of himself cowering in fear surrounded by moon snails.

WWUD if he was ordered to milk a Rhinoceros?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6283 on: August 27, 2014, 12:51:08 pm »
Be trampled to death by the male rhino he tried to milk.

WWUD if he drank -male rhino milk- by accident?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6284 on: August 27, 2014, 04:05:27 pm »
Em, wha? Well, he'd spit it out in a frozen tundra at a polar bear, instantly freezing it in flight and killing the bear.

WWUD with yo mamma?
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