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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673353 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6195 on: August 08, 2014, 08:58:29 pm »
Urist McDorf likes humans for their sleazy, wheeler-dealer trading practices and aggressive colonization projects.
Urist McDorf has admired a wonderful creature in a cage recently.

What would Urist do on a ship?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6196 on: August 08, 2014, 10:05:22 pm »
Get a good thought from the nearby +oak mast+, but then get besieged by the local seagull population wanting to steal his shit. He'd lash out at one in rage, and then dodge to his doom in the ocean.

WWUD if the Spanish Inquisition appeared?
(Bear in mind that NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6197 on: August 08, 2014, 10:39:01 pm »
*An ambush! Curse them.
Tomás de Torquemada *Domas Toradnadak has transformed into an Inquisitor!

*Datan ïlullur, Heretic, has been struck down!
*Obok Igrilnòm Tunom Reksas, Sinner, has been struck down!
*Libash Kizestuleng, Apostate, has been struck down!
*Otel Shashnabas, Heathen, has been struck down!


Edit: Whoops, forgot a question.

WWUD if the fortress' other mason stole his hammer and chisel?
« Last Edit: August 08, 2014, 10:40:37 pm by Baffler »
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6198 on: August 08, 2014, 11:17:30 pm »
Get back to work on those stone thrones, everybody knows dwarven masons carve stone with their bare hands.

WWUD if radioactive material (Rocks) were added to the game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6199 on: August 08, 2014, 11:33:24 pm »
Admire his newly-grasp-capable beard made of adamantine thread.

Wwud if the rock he just dug up spontaneously erupted into a great plume of fumes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6200 on: August 09, 2014, 03:52:03 am »
he will laugh for he has crashed the game, freeing himself

wwud if he found himself 20z levels above the ground?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6201 on: August 09, 2014, 08:20:07 am »
Urist isn't too worried. It should only be a couple moments before he's back on solid ground again.

WWUD if he was tasked with sailing across the ocean to find a new route to India The Forest of Wealth?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6202 on: August 10, 2014, 05:32:27 am »
he would hire 50000 men to drink it dry then fast travel across

wwud if he saw Armok eat his favorite master work sandwich
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'What is life?', you ask. Fundamentally life is the apotheosis of pointlessness. We live to multiple. But what for? The Endless cycle of carnage pulls hardest on the furthest victim. An inescapable fate; one no one wants but we all desire. The more immoral we become the more ideal we are. A perverse oxymoron. We who live unencumbered but are the most burdened. We fight but at the end it is all for naught, as in life there are no winners; only the undistinguished.

GENERATION 29:
Copy and add 1.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6203 on: August 10, 2014, 12:29:48 pm »
Get a mood and make an artifact sandwich.

What decorations would this artifact sandwich have?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6204 on: August 10, 2014, 02:39:26 pm »
Menacing spikes of ham and hanging rings of swiss.

WWUD if the rare elven badass slaughtered the rest of the fort and cornered him in a siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6205 on: August 10, 2014, 04:29:30 pm »
he will proclaim that it is terrible while spiting and stating death is all around him
wwud if he turned unto an elf
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'What is life?', you ask. Fundamentally life is the apotheosis of pointlessness. We live to multiple. But what for? The Endless cycle of carnage pulls hardest on the furthest victim. An inescapable fate; one no one wants but we all desire. The more immoral we become the more ideal we are. A perverse oxymoron. We who live unencumbered but are the most burdened. We fight but at the end it is all for naught, as in life there are no winners; only the undistinguished.

GENERATION 29:
Copy and add 1.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6206 on: August 10, 2014, 05:49:09 pm »
He'd look a bit silly: the elf would look at him with confused eyes as he span, and ask why Urist had turned unto him. Urist would be forced to reply: "Overseer made a typo."

WWUD if tasked with commentating a game of Call of Duty, a la Seananners etc.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6207 on: August 10, 2014, 06:38:03 pm »
Build the worlds most powerful dorputer
WWUD if a bat man, a clown and a penguin came to the fort?
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On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6208 on: August 10, 2014, 06:42:15 pm »
Acquire a tiger woman.

WWUD if the world was taken over by plump helmet men?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6209 on: August 10, 2014, 07:02:55 pm »
Select a dwarven woman to be the princess of them. A hammerdwarf pump operator with great jumping prowess then proceeds to kill a turtle titan.

WWUD if Nintendo bought DF?
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