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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673415 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6075 on: July 06, 2014, 07:59:59 pm »
Apply war hammer.

WWUD if all land was water, and nothing but water?
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I don't know how it all works, I just throw molten science at the wall and see what ignites.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6076 on: July 06, 2014, 10:19:39 pm »
Apply magma!!!

Your dwarves found warm water.
Urist McLegendarySwimmer cancels Swim: Boiling.
This is a masterfully cooked piece of boiled Urist McLegendarySwimmer meat.

WWUD if forgotten beast made of Dwarven Beer arrives?
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"So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants

WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED!"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6077 on: July 06, 2014, 10:24:28 pm »
Urist McSoldier cancels attack Forgotten Beast, job item lost or misplaced.
Urist McSoldier goes to get a drink.

WWUD if he saw his friends turn into bloody masses of flesh upon drinking Dwarven Beer from Forgotten Beast.
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6078 on: July 07, 2014, 12:22:01 am »
Urist has been fine lately. He retrieved several x+Pig Tail Socks+x recently. He has trodden over several friends lately.

WWUD if he accidently released gremlins into the raws?
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Quote from: FallenAngel on July 23, 2014, 04:15:08 pm
Oh great, a Teddy Roosevelt Demon who can ban dwarves.
Just what you needed.

klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6079 on: July 22, 2014, 11:25:05 am »
Dwarf Fortress has stopped working.

WWUD if his fort was attacked by a giant zombie adamantite slade tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6080 on: July 22, 2014, 03:30:48 pm »
"Hey! Elves! There's a tree here that needs some hugging!"
The age of dwarves has begun.
WWUD if he was engraving an engraving of he engraving an engraving of he engraving of he engraving he engraving...?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6081 on: July 23, 2014, 07:03:10 am »
Gaze into infinity. Find it terrifying. Go stark raving mad.

WWUD if he became a Legendary Climber?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6082 on: July 23, 2014, 07:58:18 am »
Climb atop of a tree, gazing into the horizon as he conquered the most deadly lifeform fn the Creation.
Then Catten McWoodCutter chops the tree without looking up.

WWUD if it was actually evitable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6083 on: July 23, 2014, 10:10:35 am »
It wasn't. Everything is inevitable. Legends narrate the entire destiny is already written, every small thing was decided at the dawn of the world, by an unknown entity, the Supreme Essence of Every Deed, usually shortened as S.E.E.D. Silly stories of special dwarves who are able to behave in a different way are just an attempt of the evil elves to make them act like adventurers and go die against dragons and hydras. Those who do so are not different: it was their fate all along.

WWUD if he knew about us?
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Quote from: Deus Asmoth on May 20, 2014, 06:56:28 pm
The worst enemy you'll ever meet is the little voice that says Hey, this would be a cool/awesome/funny thing to do!/I wonder what happens if...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6084 on: July 23, 2014, 10:30:48 am »
Try to attract as little of our attention as he possibly can, while subtly creating incentives for the player to make him the Baron, give him nice things, and keep him out of trouble.

WWUD if he was made a beekeeper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6085 on: July 23, 2014, 02:49:39 pm »
Urist has been stung by a honey bee.
Urist is throwing a tantrum.
Urist has been stung by a honey bee. x 999
Urist has been found dead.

WWUD if she was ordered to forge a sword, but finds the anvil has been replaced by a throne?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6086 on: July 23, 2014, 07:38:02 pm »
Urist McBlacksmith cancels Use Throne as Anvil: interrupted by Loud Scream.
Urist McNoble has cancelled Act Nobly: Botty Burned.

WWUD if he met the Heavy from TF2?
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How do I do it? Prune juice.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6087 on: July 23, 2014, 07:54:20 pm »
Heavy has grown attached to a +Steel Minigun+
Heavy cancels Pickup Equipment: Job item lost or misplaced
Heavy has gone Berserk!
Urist McBystander has been found dead
Urist McBystander has been found dead
Urist McBystander has been found dead
Urist McBystander has been found dead x 100

WWUD for a Klondike bar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6088 on: July 23, 2014, 10:52:44 pm »
The actual question should be "What would Urist not do for a Klondike bar?"
WWUD if he was in a space station?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6089 on: July 24, 2014, 06:18:25 am »
Finally magma weapon traps are no longer affected by that small problem called gravity, so let's start some projects about it!

WWUD in front of an undead carp army?
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Quote from: Deus Asmoth on May 20, 2014, 06:56:28 pm
The worst enemy you'll ever meet is the little voice that says Hey, this would be a cool/awesome/funny thing to do!/I wonder what happens if...
Quote from: Arx on May 31, 2016, 11:46:10 am
"Rock needs a nerf! Paper is just fine, IMO." - The Scissors.
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