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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673430 times)

XArgon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6060 on: June 30, 2014, 02:21:58 am »
Urist McNoble cancels conduct meeting with the alien being from another world: On break. :P

What would Urist do if the forest he embarked to was inhabited by wolfmen wielding copper slicing knives?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6061 on: June 30, 2014, 02:54:38 am »
Introduce them to his friends, martial trance and enraged.

Wwud if his embark location was inhabited by very friendly and polite animal men?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6062 on: June 30, 2014, 11:37:19 pm »
Ignore them, Urist has better things to do, although I dont know if the siegers will say the same.

WWUD if his skeleton was made of adamantite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6063 on: June 30, 2014, 11:47:08 pm »
Gobbo O'Invader cancels kill Urist McWolverine: Getting Rekt.
The Goblin Elite Lasher loses hold of the pig tail fiber hood.
The Goblin Elite Lasher loses hold of the copper helmet.
Urist Mcwolverine slashes the Goblin Elite Lasher in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gobbo O'Invader, Elite Lasher has been struck down.

WWUD if he had to cross over from a world generated in DF2012 to one created in the new version to survive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6064 on: July 01, 2014, 01:27:17 am »
Urist McPlaneswalker jestures. The fabric of space and time shudders and begins to move!
Urist McPlaneswalker cancels Do Anything: has no dreams and ambitions.

WWUD if he wanted to build a treetop fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6065 on: July 01, 2014, 02:16:47 am »
Get burnt down because he's a elf.

WWUD if he was on a sugar rush.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6066 on: July 01, 2014, 07:03:47 pm »
By sugar, I assume you mean rum. Business as usual.

WWUD if he was made of ice cream?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6067 on: July 05, 2014, 10:29:26 am »
Urist McRockyRoad cancels task: Melting
Urist McRockyRoad has been found dead.

WWUD if he realized that he was being used to recreate Planepacked?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6068 on: July 05, 2014, 03:22:39 pm »
Make sure to put some cheese on it.

WWUD if Catten sent him an invitation to Play Candy Crush?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6069 on: July 05, 2014, 03:36:06 pm »
Refuse. Anything with the word King on it could be is probably a trap.

What would Urist McGlassmaker do if the King permanently forbade the export of glasswork?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6070 on: July 05, 2014, 05:51:56 pm »
Take up a new profession: throwing parties at highly inconvenient times.

WWUD if he had to drink from mugs or cups?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6071 on: July 05, 2014, 06:19:16 pm »
Forbid mugs, mandate the production of Quarry Bush Wine and bismuth mugs.

WWUD if he was king of the elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6072 on: July 05, 2014, 07:33:14 pm »
Urist has mandated the production of charcoal.
Urist has been quite content lately. He was upset that a mandate has been ignored lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.

WWUD if a zombie giant sperm whale arrived?
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Quote from: FallenAngel on July 23, 2014, 04:15:08 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6073 on: July 06, 2014, 07:22:15 pm »
Cower in fear, die beneath its stupendous bulk.

Wwud if all the land were sand, and nothing but sand?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6074 on: July 06, 2014, 07:26:56 pm »
Apply magma.

WWUD if all land were glass, and nothing but glass?
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