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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673453 times)

gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5970 on: May 24, 2014, 09:07:17 am »
Survive for two months because he has no fat.

WWUD if he got wrecked by a FB made of candy and spikes?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5971 on: May 24, 2014, 10:47:16 am »
Beat impossible odds to survive the three year wait for treatment.

WWUD if he had just spent three years waiting for a suture?
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gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5972 on: May 24, 2014, 11:08:56 am »
Get heavily infected and lose all limbs, be permanently crippled, and be the only military dwarf to survive. Go on to teach the next military force that gets to go to the circus.

WWUD if he was going to be sent into hell in a magma submarine with farms inside?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5973 on: May 25, 2014, 12:31:35 am »
Get a mood and go insane because he didnt have shells for his artifact.

What would Urist McSoldier do if a yak was appointed as his general?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5974 on: May 25, 2014, 05:25:53 am »
Pull the lever while his King is locked in his chamber.
Urist McCaligula is melting!
Urist McCaligula is melting!

WWUD if he was a yak general?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5975 on: May 25, 2014, 05:45:06 am »
Go stark raving mad due to not wearing clothes.

WWUD if he was immune to insanity?
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gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5976 on: May 25, 2014, 07:25:32 am »
Find ways to cause it.
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5977 on: May 25, 2014, 08:14:33 am »
Urist would use dorf powers to become real again.

WWUD if he was immune to the effects of cat pheromones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5978 on: May 25, 2014, 01:33:24 pm »
He wouldn't be adopted by one and he would die slowly.
WWUD if necromancer siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5979 on: May 25, 2014, 03:29:20 pm »
Engineer dwarven-water-reactor-powered chainsaw, sever own arm and attach chainsaw to stump.
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WWUD if he met he who is the most Toady?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5980 on: May 25, 2014, 04:35:06 pm »
Manage The Toad's stockpiles.

Wwud if his brother wanted to be an adventurer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5981 on: May 25, 2014, 05:17:57 pm »
Give him the family axe, but forget to stock him with food. His brother dies of starvation.

WWUD if it were time to strike the earth!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5982 on: May 25, 2014, 05:34:09 pm »
Strike it too hard and fall into magma.
WWUD if his fort was devoid of stone?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5983 on: May 25, 2014, 05:45:38 pm »
Urist McStonecrafter/Mechanic/Mason Cancels Allow Expedition Leader to Live: Interrupted by lack of Tolerance for Undwarfly Incompetence
WWUD if he is forced to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5984 on: May 25, 2014, 06:00:05 pm »
Admit that he has a problem - and solve it by re-stocking his booze supply.

WWUD if he had a YouTube channel?
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The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!
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