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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673456 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5955 on: May 22, 2014, 01:25:07 pm »
Kill it. 'Tis an abomination.

WWUD if his wish were granted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5956 on: May 22, 2014, 08:01:11 pm »
The world floods with glorious, red magma, to please Armok.
WWUD if Holistic Spawns?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5957 on: May 22, 2014, 08:05:22 pm »
Get stuck in the webs over the cage traps and dehydrate.

WWUD if given a formal education?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5958 on: May 22, 2014, 08:30:16 pm »
Urist McStudent cancels learn: Cannot Gain Reader Experience.

WWUD if he was negatively affected by that one uranium ore in DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5959 on: May 22, 2014, 09:09:04 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on May 22, 2014, 08:05:22 pm
Get stuck in the webs over the cage traps and dehydrate.

WWUD if given a formal education?

The Dwarf Urist McWouldbescholar drinks like a Freshman!

The Sewer Brew strikes the Dwarf in the blood alcohol content, denting the brain and exploding the liver!

Urist McWouldbescholar has been struck down.

WWUD if handed a toothbrush?

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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5960 on: May 22, 2014, 09:41:50 pm »
He would brush his teeth with uranium.

WWUD if he got affected by brushing his teeth with uranium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5961 on: May 23, 2014, 03:44:38 pm »
Mutate so  that under his beard grows a third fist.

Urist cancels die of Radiation: now Chuck Norris.

WWUD if an elf became Chucck Norris
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5962 on: May 23, 2014, 04:05:59 pm »
The Jeet Kun-Do Master Urist McLee has entered a martial trance!

The Jeet Kun-Do Master strikes the Elf Poseur with his +Lightning Fist+ (x9001), pulverizing the everything!

The Elf Poseur is surprised by the ferocity of the Jeet Kun-Do Master's attack!

The Elf Poseur has been knocked unconscious.

WWUD if aliens invaded the Mountainhome?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5963 on: May 23, 2014, 04:21:09 pm »
Urist McUnfortunate cancels Flee: Anal Probing in progress.

WWUD if he gained access to the internet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5964 on: May 23, 2014, 04:42:46 pm »
The internet troll insults Urist's mother, making him rage!
WWUD if a troll trolled him on the internet?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5965 on: May 23, 2014, 08:31:46 pm »
Immediately know where this troll is, and make a beeline for him. Urist Strikes the troll in the head with <microcline keyboard>, shattering the skull and tearing the brain.

WWUD if he had to face the final boss of the internet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5966 on: May 23, 2014, 08:33:55 pm »
Have an existential crisis because the final boss is Bay12

What would Urist do if he was a game developer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5967 on: May 23, 2014, 08:36:12 pm »
Make a masterpiece game about creating a masterpiece game about creating a masterpiece game about creating a masterpiece game  about creating a masterpiece game about creating a masterpiece game about creating a masterpiece game about creating a masterpiece game....

WWUD if he saw what Dwarf was never meant to see?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5968 on: May 23, 2014, 09:42:37 pm »
He would gasp in horror. Those filthy humans mate like that?

WWUD if the noble mandated gem windows and forbids the export of cheeses?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5969 on: May 24, 2014, 05:38:09 am »
Export magma to his room.

WWUD if he is locked in his room which is filling up with magma?
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