Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673462 times)

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5940 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:32:30 pm »

Urist McAnydorf cancels kill something: job item missing or destroyed.

Urist McAnydorf has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD if Dwarven engineers had access to duck tape?

TD1 · « **Reply #5941 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:49:23 pm »

Laugh at Urist bringing them this tape made of ducks, and instead utilise their duct tape to bind their foes and strangle their enemies.

WWUD if given the chance at !!SCIENCE!! on ducks?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5942 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:05:45 pm »

Recognize that water runs directly off their backs, much like the tape named for them.

WWUD if he were allergic to socks?

BlackMuffin · « **Reply #5943 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:04:45 pm »

Urist McPollen cancels Sock Fetish: Went Insane.

WWUD if an elf became the king of his civilization?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5944 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:17:11 pm »

Amazingly after Urist kills the elven dwarf royalty, no loyalty cascade occurs.

WWUD if he could get away with murder?

klefenz · « **Reply #5945 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:48:01 pm »

Urist cancels murder: no targets left

WWUD if rain of chairs?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5946 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:49:55 pm »

Urist cancels Store Item in stockpile: hazardous terrain.

WWUD if Toady gave them a STUPID tag in the raws.

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5947 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:53:23 pm »

Urist McAnydorf cancels cancel task: is a normal Dwarf.

WWUD if rocks were made of cheese?

mate888 · « **Reply #5948 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:44:52 pm »

Urist cancels hauling item to stockpile: Job item missing or destroyed.
Urist has exploded!
WWUD if he found Toady in his fort, during a siege?

Tawa · « **Reply #5949 on:** May 21, 2014, 10:53:47 am »

Ask Toady why his beard isn't long enough.

WWUD if he was born with no beard?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5950 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:21:41 pm »

Urist McOrphan cancels grow up in fortress: abandoned by parents in the woods.

WWUD if he had access to a telephone?

Roach · « **Reply #5951 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:57:38 pm »

Urist McPhoneHome, Operator raises the telephone to his ear.
The telephone lightly touches the Operator in the head, jamming the skull into the brain and tearing the brain!

WWUD if he met Duke Nukem?

Tawa · « **Reply #5952 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:48:11 pm »

Pretend to be Doomguy.

WWUD if he could play Guitar Hero?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5953 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:50:52 pm »

Urist McGamer cancels make rock instrument: playing rock guitar.

WWUD if the spirits that possess Dwarfs were actually dead Elves?

mate888 · « **Reply #5954 on:** May 21, 2014, 05:25:51 pm »

Ask for wood to make his +Masterwork Wooden Dildo+, but then get mad because the wood is made out of wood, then go berserk and kill the fort.
WWUD if he found an elf with a glorious ginger beard?

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