Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673465 times)

Tawa · « **Reply #5925 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:02:25 am »

Already did that...
Commit genocide to all elves, starting with himself.

WWUD if he had invisible clothes?

TD1 · « **Reply #5926 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:04:08 am »

Name himself Emperor, because only an Emperor could afford such rare, non existent garments.

WWUD With a sackful of gold?

IronTomato · « **Reply #5927 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:20:08 am »

Have his movement speed reduced to 1/5th of what it was.

WWUD If he inserted the forgotten beast corpse into his rope reed fiber pack?

Tawa · « **Reply #5928 on:** May 16, 2014, 12:09:13 pm »

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WWUD if he had no engraving skill and had to create a masterwork engraving of himself or die?

mate888 · « **Reply #5929 on:** May 16, 2014, 03:02:24 pm »

Urist Mc Dwarf cancels engraving: interrupted by the Grim Reaper.
WWUD if he was the angel of death?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5930 on:** May 16, 2014, 03:05:56 pm »

Urist McReaper cancels death, attending party.

WWUD if Urist McReaper didn't do his job. (ie nothing dies)

hops · « **Reply #5931 on:** May 16, 2014, 03:46:57 pm »

Manage to disintegrate himself under a drawbridge somehow.

WWUD if he has an adventurer's competence?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5932 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:13:02 am »

Urist McDemigod strikes the Dragon with the [lump of clay]!

The [lump of clay] strikes the Dragon in the head, shattering the skull and denting the brain!

The [lump of clay] has been lodged in the wound!

The Dragon has been struck down.

WWUD if candy were actually made of candy?

TD1 · « **Reply #5933 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:15:16 am »

Eat his way to candy land and say hello to the candy men. Who well kill him with gelatinous candy.

WWUD if the world were ending, and the only way to stop it meant the sacrifice of his son. And, if he does this, Armok will demand tribute in the form of his own beard.

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5934 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:19:03 am »

Embrace his, and everyone else's, fate.

WWUD if Elves were invincible?

klefenz · « **Reply #5935 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:48:18 am »

Lure them inside a room using a tree and them wall them in.

WWUD if he found a kid who claims to be a dwarf but is green, has no ears and has a dog that walks on two legs and has a zipper?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5936 on:** May 17, 2014, 01:24:16 pm »

Make him king of the civilization and try to fulfill his every wish.

WWUD if none of the underground crops existed?

mate888 · « **Reply #5937 on:** May 17, 2014, 06:29:44 pm »

Urist Mc Dwarf cancels resting injury: Job item eaten.
WWUD if a starving dwarf ate his wounded arm?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #5938 on:** May 17, 2014, 07:06:48 pm »

Wander, pursued doggedly by the nurse, who drags him back to the hospital so he can escape again, every day for the rest of his life.

WWUD if his mothers' last wish before she died was that he would donate her socks to the kobold camp fund?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5939 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:23:47 pm »

The world has passed into the Age of Twilight.
Urist McSocklover refuses to donate his mother's socks to some dirty Kobolds.

WWUD if he was the last creature on the planet?

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