Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673471 times)

Tawa · « **Reply #5910 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:59:27 pm »

Cry in dwarfy agony.

WWUD if he was a cat?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5911 on:** May 14, 2014, 07:41:55 pm »

Adopt Armok

WWUD if he got gum in his beard?

blazing glory · « **Reply #5912 on:** May 14, 2014, 08:15:42 pm »

Let his beard eat it.

WWUD if he was in cataclysm DDA?

Noel.se · « **Reply #5913 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:06:35 pm »

Urist McSurvivor cancels surviving: interrupted by moose

WWUD if he was a moose?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5914 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:53:53 pm »

Urist McElflover was impaled on Urist McMoose's antlers.

WWUD on christmas?

TD1 · « **Reply #5915 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:57:47 pm »

Christmas? What is this Christmas you speak of? If you mean Goblinmas, Urist gets a shiny new set of weapons of goblinite grade potency. If he's been bad, however, he only gets a decapitated goblin head wearing a fake beard and red hat.

WWUD if Dragons were as common as horses, and as easy to ride?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5916 on:** May 15, 2014, 06:42:09 pm »

Wonder why nobody is riding the dragons that are being bred for delicious steak and milk.

WWUD if Longland Grass were, y'know, smokeable?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5917 on:** May 15, 2014, 07:41:46 pm »

Urist McToker, cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Because he got high.

TD1 · « **Reply #5918 on:** May 15, 2014, 07:43:59 pm »

WWUD with a Goblin and an Elf prisoner in the same room?

mate888 · « **Reply #5919 on:** May 15, 2014, 08:23:52 pm »

"I will create a race COMBINING THE PANSINESS OF ELVES WITH THE PEDOPHILIA OF GOBLINS!!!"
9 months later...
"Oh, Armok, what have I done!?"
Urist Mc MadScientist has commited suicide.
WWUD if he was forced to have a kid with a goblin? And with an elf?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5920 on:** May 15, 2014, 08:29:37 pm »

Probably slather them with too much tallow. Then wash it all down with Dwarven Wine.

Wait, that's not what you meant by 'have a kid?'

WWUD if all rocks were as heavy as Slade?

klefenz · « **Reply #5921 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:24:54 pm »

Build lots of stonefall traps to defend the entrance, but succumb to invasion anyway because Urist McMehanic didnt load them.

WWUD if dwarves could snatch babies?

FrankMcFuzz · « **Reply #5922 on:** May 16, 2014, 12:49:31 am »

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0

WWUD if he was suddenly an ampersand?

WoobMonkey · « **Reply #5923 on:** May 16, 2014, 03:44:50 am »

Urist McSillyface the Clown cancels task: shot from candy cannon.

WWUD if Dwarves laid eggs?

sal880612m · « **Reply #5924 on:** May 16, 2014, 10:18:04 am »

Urist McParent cancels birth, there is no nest box.
WWUD if he woke up one morning as an elf.

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