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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673487 times)

sal880612m

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5880 on: May 12, 2014, 11:25:09 am »
Conquer the elves and set them up in concentration camps where they would be forcibly shaved on a daily basis.

WWUD if he ran into his evil twin?
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5881 on: May 12, 2014, 01:28:05 pm »
Solid Urist and Liquid Urist.

WWUD if Microcline Gear Solid?
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WoobMonkey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5882 on: May 12, 2014, 01:34:52 pm »
Legendary+5 Ambusher.  Magma Gear; Fire Snake.  Every baby born to goblins, snatched away to the Mountainhome.

WWUD if he ran a restaurant?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5883 on: May 12, 2014, 01:43:36 pm »
Serve only ‼plump helmet roast‼[14] and subsequently burn all his customers and cooks to death.

WWUD if the currency of the kingdom depicted him cowering in terror in the face of groundhogs?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

sal880612m

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5884 on: May 12, 2014, 03:48:23 pm »
Become so miserable he falls into a fell mood upon which he butchers the current monarch creating an artifact bone sword which he would use  to kill Urist McCoinmaker starting a loyalty cascade which decimates half the mountain halls population and leads into a tantrum spiral.

WWUD if Armok appeared before him and asked him to spare an elf?

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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5885 on: May 12, 2014, 04:53:18 pm »
Slay This Pretender for he is not Armok, but an Elf  sympathizer

WWUD if he slayed armok with a Copper Axe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5886 on: May 12, 2014, 05:20:23 pm »
Be cursed to prowl the night in search of socks.

WWUD if the sock-vampire came 'round?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5887 on: May 12, 2014, 10:44:50 pm »
Hide all his favorite rope reed socks in a wooden barrel next to a magma river because he feared the sock-vampire would kill them all by sucking their non-existant blood.

WWUD if he crossed over to our world? (If this has been asked before feel free to post a new WWUD?)
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5888 on: May 12, 2014, 11:33:58 pm »
Start up a cat-meat sausage cart in the worst neighbourhood of Darfur.  And then go berserk when it fails due to nobody accepting masterwork obsidian mechanisms as change for their purchases.

WWUD if dragons were made of Yak's milk cheese?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

Noel.se

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5889 on: May 13, 2014, 05:54:24 am »
Watch as the dragon melts due to the hot blood.

WWUD if he was made of Yak's milk cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5890 on: May 13, 2014, 12:52:42 pm »
Melt when he goes to work down at the magma forges.

WWUD if his spell backfired and instead of cheese for all, all were cheese?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5891 on: May 13, 2014, 12:57:20 pm »
Have a feast, then found Boatmurdered's civilization, using his eaten brethren as a banner.

WWUD with a violin, ale, and a match?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5892 on: May 13, 2014, 01:23:28 pm »
Urist McNero cancels Manage Work Orders: Mountainhome lost or destroyed.

WWUD if Mountain Gnomes were trainable as pets?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5893 on: May 13, 2014, 02:21:22 pm »
Quote from: WoobMonkey on May 13, 2014, 01:23:28 pm
Urist McNero cancels Manage Work Orders: Mountainhome lost or destroyed.

WWUD if Mountain Gnomes were trainable as pets?

Tame a Gnome, realize he is in a game and that his life is pointless, committing suicide by drowning in booze he hacks into the game.  His Gnome sets off a tantrum spiral by killing the fortress' legendary swordsdwarf who is related to everyone.

WWUD if he did something beneficial towards the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5894 on: May 13, 2014, 04:26:27 pm »
HERESY

WWUD if a heretic suggested he could do beneficial things?
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