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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673499 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5835 on: April 29, 2014, 07:42:07 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 29, 2014, 03:53:05 pm
Play Jabbereropoly with the other dwarves and horribly fail after a few pages of forum posts.

WWUD if he ran a forum game and the fort was besieged? (Assume Urist is not in the military, is a legendary metalworker and thus rendering him a very bad draftee, and has access to the dwarven equivalent of computers.)

Go berserk as all his forum game friends were killed by goblins and murder the fort.

WWUD if he was suddenly made of adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5836 on: April 29, 2014, 09:42:45 pm »
Anything. Everything! He is Urist! MASTER OF ALL HE SURVEYS! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY URIST! OVERSEER OF OVE-
Until he's atomsmashed on the way out of the fortress.

WWUD if he was appointed as the fortress philosopher?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5837 on: April 29, 2014, 11:59:35 pm »
Sit around and do nothing all day until he was given the important task personally by the Overseer himself to pull a lever.

WWUD if his fortress turns out to be on a huge ancient spacecraft that launches into space?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5838 on: April 30, 2014, 12:05:17 am »
Set fire to the booze stockpile to try and get it to launch,die from tantruming dwarf.

WWUD if he was flung by bridge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5839 on: April 30, 2014, 12:02:16 pm »
he would aim for the elf with the funny hat, hit the rep from the mountainhomes and then start a loyalty cascade

WWUD if he discovered that in TES he was techniclly a Dwemer  ( Deep Elf )
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5840 on: April 30, 2014, 02:17:43 pm »
Disregard that TES nonsense, Urist remembers clearly how he just spawned out of nowhere in year 1.

WWUD if he was transported to the world of Minecraft and discovered that brewing there doesnt give booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5841 on: April 30, 2014, 02:56:27 pm »
Look about this sad, sad world that seems so foreign to him. Then, discover gunpowder. His estimation of it goes up until he runs out of his personal stash of booze. Cue, berserker Urist fully equipped with gunpowder. Creepers, beware- there's a new kid on the block!

WWUD with a mob factory and an escapee Creeper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5842 on: April 30, 2014, 03:43:24 pm »
Capture infinite creepers in infinite cages, and release them on invaders, traders, migrants, nobles, and passing wildlife.

WWUD if skyblock?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5843 on: May 01, 2014, 09:55:01 am »
A section of the cavern has collapsed!

WWUD if skyblocks without cave-ins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5844 on: May 01, 2014, 10:21:22 am »
Urist cancels panic: dangerous terrain.

WWUD If real trees?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5845 on: May 01, 2014, 10:57:32 am »
The trunk fell with all it's weigth over Urtist McLumberjack's head!
Urtist has been struck down!
WWUD if a magic carp granted him 3 wishes?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5846 on: May 01, 2014, 12:44:21 pm »
Waste them all on free bees.

WWUD if he had three wishes' worth of bees?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5847 on: May 04, 2014, 10:11:02 pm »
He would make ALL THE MEAD, and then when trade all that mead for 900 bronze socks from the Humans.


WWUD if he fell to the Circus and failed to die.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5848 on: May 04, 2014, 10:29:51 pm »
Pass himself off as a murderous psychopath Legendary +5 acrobat and join their army troupe in which they will wage an unholy crusade against the overdwellers bring joy to the masses.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5849 on: May 05, 2014, 04:16:01 pm »
Urist McDwarf cancels replying: No question asked.

WWUD if kobold rapists?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about
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