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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673538 times)

Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5760 on: April 03, 2014, 02:47:37 pm »
Be mistaken for a clown by a colleague and die instantly.

WWUD if he awoke one morning to find the fortress was to be demolished, all the while having a fellow dwarf tell him that the world will end in ten minutes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5761 on: April 03, 2014, 03:07:12 pm »
Take a  break

WWUD if evil rain destroyed the spore reproduction of those exposed to it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5762 on: April 03, 2014, 03:58:29 pm »
Hide inside, because he hates the rain. However, he gets cave adaptation. He comes outside when the sun returns and dies.

WWUD if he learned to aim crossbow shots?
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Noel.se

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5763 on: April 03, 2014, 11:40:38 pm »
Try to club a giant sponge with it.

WWUD if his clothes were covered by deadly dust?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5764 on: April 03, 2014, 11:55:45 pm »
Quote from: Noel.se on April 03, 2014, 11:40:38 pm
Try to club a giant sponge with it.

WWUD if his clothes were covered by deadly dust?

Litter them around his room,turning his wife/child/baby into a thrall and starting a tantrum spiral.

WWUD if he was a space dorf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5765 on: April 04, 2014, 07:48:44 am »
Urist cancels spacewalk: dangerous terrain

WWUD If he was a clown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5766 on: April 04, 2014, 10:47:35 am »
Be killed by the militia, who mistook him for a different sort of clown.

WWUD if his squad was sent to sweep the surface for ambushers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5767 on: April 04, 2014, 10:50:37 am »
Miss them all due to their invisibility (pronounced snee-king) powers.

WWUD If he saw a dwarfette with +boobies+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5768 on: April 04, 2014, 11:58:00 am »
Kill her. Obviously an elvish spy. No Dwarfettes have +boobies+. In fact, some postulate that Dwarves merely grow, in some way, from the mountain before plopping into an unlucky Dwarf's arms.

WWUD if he were a virus that was spread with booze consumption. I'll leave you to think of the effects of the virus!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5769 on: April 05, 2014, 02:48:08 am »
Everyone caught the virus, it caused dwarves to be thirstier. Booze stockpiles depleted.
Tantrum spiral.

WWUD if an "adventurer" knocked him out, removed his guts and then he goes to the hospital and gets the wound sutured?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5770 on: April 05, 2014, 03:36:02 am »
Well dwarfs never had any "guts" for a fight so it doesn't affect him.

WWUD if a bunch of zombie elephants smashed the booze stockpile and smashed his cute kitten to a pulp?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5771 on: April 05, 2014, 12:16:53 pm »
Booze Pile: Meh, repercussions later.

Kitten: Urist McKittensmash has entered a martial trance!

Urist McKittensmash has been struck down.

WWUD if he detests blue-crowned conures and awakens one evening to find a +microcline statue of a blue-crowned conure+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5772 on: April 05, 2014, 03:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 05, 2014, 12:16:53 pm
Booze Pile: Meh, repercussions later.

Kitten: Urist McKittensmash has entered a martial trance!

Urist McKittensmash has been struck down.

WWUD if he detests blue-crowned conures and awakens one evening to find a +microcline statue of a blue-crowned conure+?
Sacrifice the arms of the statue to Armok.
Urist Mcarmsacrifice cancels sacrifice arms: Birds don't have arms.

What would Urist do if all bridge exploits were removed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5773 on: April 05, 2014, 03:55:42 pm »
Urist cares not for removed bridge exploits!

Urist McBridgeexploit has been crushed.

WWUD if he required knives, nails, or hammers to make things from wood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5774 on: April 06, 2014, 02:36:38 am »
Throw a tantrum shortly after embark because the carpenter can't make a bed for him yet.

WWUD If his clothes were made of adamantine?
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