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[highmax28]

Start eating food then have a drink and then feel like he needs to go on break.

WWUD if he played a RTD about being in a fortress trying to do what your told?

Urist would go on break every time a 2-5 was rolled and eat/drink on a 6. On a 1 a tantrum spiral begins.

WWUD if the entire fortress collapsed above his head, trapping him in the caverns while a great serpent from the magma sea is breaking free before him?

[klefenz]

Become good friends with the serpent. Just because it came from the magma sea doesn't mean it has to be evil or aggressive.

WWUD if he had a friend magma serpent? but they are like equals, he doesn't command the serpent.

[TD1]

Enter the most intricate and bizarre bank robbery in the history of dorfdom. The serpent would melt and eat the gold, Urist would kill the guards. Getting the gold is messy, though...

WWUD if he were the King of the Dorfdom.

[highmax28]

Urist would issue several necessary mandates that would anger the overseer and then several assassination attempts would occur...

And all fail miserably.

WWUD if he was a king that cannot die except by old age?

[Noel.se]

Make mandates. Everyone in the fortress execpt the hammerer would get hammered. The new king then repeatedly declares himself a criminal due to violation of production orders. The hammerer would beat him every time until he dies of thirst. Urist remains alone in the fortress, screaming for slade thrones until the end of his time.

WWUD if he could read?

[kibaseviltwin]

" The secrets of Life and Death!"   
   A Vile Force of Darkness has come

WWUD if all he items he touched turned to wood and his beard started to recede

[klefenz]

Urist is striken with melancholy!

WWUD if he was fishing in an underground lake and a he was approached by a deformed creature asking riddles?

[Baffler]

Run screaming in terror, but when he runs past gollum the gremlin, he it takes a swing at him. He counterattacks, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain! He picks up the One Ring artifact ring it was carrying, and wears it until he dies in a nazgul attack of old age.

WWUD if he was permanently invisible?

[Tawa]

Die to a panicking fortress-mate's *<<-!!steel short sword!!->>*.

WWUD if Toady Armok implemented ice cream into DF the universe?

[kibaseviltwin]

Build a wall made of ice cream to stop fire breathing dragons


WWUD if he met a talking lion cub and the talking meerkat and warthog raising him?

[highmax28]

Damn that meal with meerket sweetbread, warthog tallow and lion meat was sure good.

WWUD if he had every single sensory nerve severed, meaning he can only die by bleeding out and he can never pass out from pain?

[Lagslayer]

Have his brain smashed in through his adamantine helmet, by a very lucky rabbit.

WWUD with the power of that rabbit's 4 lucky feet?

[IronTomato]

Issue a mandate for 1000 slade hammers.

WWUD If dwarven mafia?

[Xazo-Tak]

Question the necessity of 2 hammerers.

What would Urist do if he had access to the raws?

[IronTomato]

Switch blood with magma, and become a super dorf.

WWUD If he was made of smoke?