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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673552 times)

highmax28

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5715 on: March 09, 2014, 08:40:03 am »
Quote from: Baffler on March 08, 2014, 10:09:19 pm
Ride a wave of molten magma to victory, until the pump operator goes on break. He is stranded long enough for the goblins to collapse a crude wooden tower on him.

WWUD if he was charged with designing an automated magma pump stack?
Urist would discover a great and dangerous thing with that. Lots of flooding ensues of the world, and possibly half of the magma sea is drained, perhaps more. The sky is black with smoke, and the fields that are not painted red and orange with lava are black, charred and desolate. The world begins to feel the wrath of Urist the mechanic... Until the flooding burns down his wooden door that was keeping him alive and the whole thing proceeds to fall apart as his own contraption destroys him.

WWUD if his fortress was locked in a civil war with three factions; one to keep order, the second to escape it and the third to keep everyone locked inside?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5716 on: March 09, 2014, 08:43:17 am »
He would keep order by escaping & shuting the bridge after he left.

WWUD if all of his 5 children were possesed and made an alder log bracelet each?
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Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5717 on: March 10, 2014, 12:41:44 am »
Sacrifice one of them to save the rest from the wrath of the player Armok. Then he murders the remaining four during a tantrum.

WWUD if he ignored a mandate while also being the hammerer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5718 on: March 10, 2014, 04:36:12 am »
He'd slap his forehead at his stupidity while holding a hammer

WWUD if the hammerer killed himself by hitting himself in the head?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5719 on: March 10, 2014, 08:56:32 am »
Urist spends way too much time on an unsolved crime until the player convicts some schmuck that Urist proceeds to beat to death with a single punch to the face that causes the head to explode. Tantrum spiral proceeds to occur and Urist makes many heads split open as he goes berserk.

WWUD if he was a master of dorf-fu?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5720 on: March 10, 2014, 04:47:05 pm »
Dodge off a cliff and fall 10 z levels into a magma pool.

WWUD if he was trapped on a untamed wild island filled with poisonous lizards Giant Crocodiles giant Koalas and other assorted Nasties
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5721 on: March 10, 2014, 05:44:03 pm »
Tame them all, then march on the lands of the strange humans who have no weird features at all. Curse them all! Curse their normality! Of course, in true dorf style, he keeps some and tames them too. Human slaves. He then pits the beasts against the humans, and whichever win become his favoured pets.

WWUD if he were given the Arkenstone (But not told there was a dragon looking for it flying about)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5722 on: March 10, 2014, 06:55:22 pm »
Urist McOakenshield would go on about life with his artifact stone and then when a dragon shows up, Urist and the other dwarves rush up, and with his shield made of oak, stop the dragonfire and slay the mighty wyrm!

WWUD if his shield was on fire midway through a fight against a squad of fire giants? (or Eldjotun as fortress defence and Norse fortress call them)
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5723 on: March 10, 2014, 07:20:48 pm »
What's fire?

WWUD if he was sent out to parlay with the human siege commander?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5724 on: March 11, 2014, 06:33:48 am »
Bring all the combat pets with him. Oh, and put on one sock.

WWUD if aliens kidnapped him to anal probe him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5725 on: March 11, 2014, 10:35:51 am »
Quote from: Mipe on March 11, 2014, 06:33:48 am
Bring all the combat pets with him. Oh, and put on one sock.

WWUD if aliens kidnapped him to anal probe him?
He would run into randy marsh on a table next to him who would then proceed to ask him and say, while both of them had their pants down to their knees:

"Hey... Is this your first time being probed? This is what happens when you live in remote little mountain towns. At least we don't have to deal with traffic."

WWUD if he met a cartoon character who waddled instead of actually walking? (ie South Park characters)

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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5726 on: March 11, 2014, 12:13:43 pm »
"Ye gods! The poor bastard's had 'is legs cut off! Let's take 'Im to the hospital!"
Cartoon Character then proceeds to get the royal treatment, having food and water brought to him while he lays down doing nothing.

WWUD If continental drift?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5727 on: March 11, 2014, 01:46:27 pm »
And lo, the mighty Urist did unwind his beard from its shackles, and tossing it about the continents he did roar! The fell words he spake did make the ground tremble and the skies flicker. Then Urist McArmok didst cast down his beard, and standing upon its illustrious length strained, and roared once more! The skies turned black, and the land did buckle and heave! But the continents also rejoined, and to this day the great Urist does stand, Brother to Atlas.

WWUD If he were Atlas.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5728 on: March 11, 2014, 06:05:59 pm »
Drop the planet because he was on break

WWUD if the planet was flat and was carried on the back of 4 elephants who were being carried by a giant turtle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5729 on: March 12, 2014, 12:31:42 am »
Urist cancels eating: interrupted by giant elephant.
Urist cancels mining: interrupted by giant elephant.
Urist cancels everything: interrupted by giant elephant.

WWUD if he had a sentient luggage trunk?

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