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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673602 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5640 on: February 11, 2014, 07:29:20 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on February 11, 2014, 05:18:11 pm
Utterly decimate the undead and their masters, only to be shot and killed with a copper arrow by a goblin ambush party.

WWUD if he was relieved of patrol duty and promoted to a desk job in recognition of his years of service?


Urist mandates he must be put in a squad again!

WWUD with a plasma launcher?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5641 on: February 11, 2014, 09:28:42 pm »
Bash goblins with it and then fire at point blank.

What would Elewe McElf do if his forest retreat was under siege by the combined forces of humans, dwarves, goblins, undead and demons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5642 on: February 11, 2014, 10:35:42 pm »
Watch his enemies tear each other apart. Eat the corpses.

WWUD if his grand scheme to wipe out elf kind failed because nobody could get along for ten god damn minutes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5643 on: February 14, 2014, 07:07:46 am »
become a necromancer create an army of undead dwarves goblins demons and undead (yes undead undead) and lead them against everyone resurrecting those he has slain and begin the Bat man Age because he couldn't get in the caverns. 


WWUD if he was trapped and stripped in an elven wooden cage and surrounded by goblins and a rather angry Succubus
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5644 on: February 14, 2014, 09:08:51 pm »
Have a hell of a night.

WWUD if he was bitten by a GCS that came from a cavern of of pitchblende?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5645 on: February 14, 2014, 09:30:30 pm »
Gain the incredible webbing ability of the GCS. Unfortunately, he is different enough than he was before that he is no longer a member of the fortress, as multiracial fortresses are not yet supported. He is eager to try out his new powers, but remains a member of the civ. He is magma'd by the overseer to prevent a loyalty cascade, but not before punching a hauler in the face. The hauler continues the cascade, and the fortress descends into confused civil war.

WWUD if he rebelled in the loyalty cascade, and won?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5646 on: February 14, 2014, 09:56:22 pm »
Go to his own party

WWUD if suddenly liver made of sunshine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5647 on: February 15, 2014, 06:34:03 am »
Die. Because his liver just turned to freakin' sunshine

WWUD if he were you?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5648 on: February 15, 2014, 07:43:41 pm »
Go outside, vomit, return inside and start growing mushrooms under the floorboards.

WWUD if suddenly thousands of mobile amphibious zombified giant sponges?
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5649 on: February 15, 2014, 11:25:26 pm »
Pit them against the HFS.

WWUD if unending war between HFS and zombie sponges?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5650 on: February 16, 2014, 12:19:32 am »
Make arena and stands for the event, sell tickets to caravans and other nations.

WWUD if kobolds stole tickets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5651 on: February 16, 2014, 12:46:26 am »
Duh, not let kobolds in the arena, they obviously stole the tickets.

WWUD if rain of soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5652 on: February 16, 2014, 03:02:05 pm »
Be clean, like a filthy human.

WWUD if mistaken for a human because only a goatee, not a beard?
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5653 on: February 16, 2014, 03:17:06 pm »
Be so deeply ashamed at his pitiable attempt at facial hair, and promptly fall (Samurai style) on his hammer. Unfortunately, this does not have the same effect as a sword.

WWUD if he were in the last Samurai fortress, and was told to train the enemy.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5654 on: February 17, 2014, 01:13:21 am »
Teach them harakiri and take a practical exam.

WWUD if he had a Davy Crockett nuclear bazooka?
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