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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673629 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5610 on: February 07, 2014, 04:11:16 pm »
Quote from: Lielac on February 07, 2014, 02:14:49 pm
Quote from: Donuts on February 07, 2014, 02:06:07 pm
Pull the Noble Disposal lever.

WWUD if his arm got smacked off with a sock?

Beat the offending sock-wielder to death with his newly detached weapon.

WWUD if his cat was meowing loudly at him to be fed?

shut up *thump* urist mcmeowing cat has been slain...

WWUD if a dwarf hit his cat because it was meowing at him?
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TD1

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5611 on: February 07, 2014, 04:12:31 pm »
*Looks angry* You just punched my kitten biscuit!

WWUD with Urist Wonky's Kitten Factory?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5612 on: February 07, 2014, 04:15:35 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 07, 2014, 04:12:31 pm
*Looks angry* You just punched my kitten biscuit!

WWUD with Urist Wonky's Kitten Factory?
Ever wonder where military rations come from?

WWUD if he was being fed cat food? (pun intended)
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5613 on: February 07, 2014, 05:38:13 pm »
Just eat it, dwarves have eaten worse things.

WWUD if he gazed into the fist of Dredd?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5614 on: February 08, 2014, 01:50:53 am »
Challenge it to a staring contest. Win.

WWUD if Dredd's fist didn't like losing a staring contest?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5615 on: February 08, 2014, 02:40:41 am »
Drown it in the magma sea.

WWUD if he discovered the lost city of R'yleh and it was controled by Kobolds
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5616 on: February 08, 2014, 03:07:23 am »
Ďa! Ďa! Deebulhu fhtagn!
Deebulhu bites Urist in the soul, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
Urist has been struck down.

WWUD if Deebulhu failed to eat his soul?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5617 on: February 08, 2014, 03:50:07 pm »
Haul it to the refuse stockpile.

WWUD if the mayor told him to put more than one kitten skull per tile in the refuse stockpile to save space?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5618 on: February 08, 2014, 04:10:38 pm »
Ignore him and keep putting one kitten skull per tile until he receives orders to stand under a drawbridge.

WWUD if he was stationed under a raised drawbridge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5619 on: February 08, 2014, 04:15:54 pm »
Urist Cancels Station: Single handedly killed dragon and earned overseers affection.

WWUD if he were attacked by endless waves of undead, which reanimated directly after struck down.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5620 on: February 08, 2014, 05:37:44 pm »
Trap them in cages.

WWUD if she had thousands upon thousands of cages full of zombies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5621 on: February 08, 2014, 06:46:53 pm »
Sell them to the humans in exchange for all their longland beer.

WWUD if there was nothing to drink but longland beer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5622 on: February 08, 2014, 10:58:39 pm »
Go on booze-strike because she's tired of nothing but the same old booze.

WWUD if his wife dehydrated to death because she wouldn't drink Longland beer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5623 on: February 09, 2014, 12:20:13 am »
A dwarf refused to drink perfectly good booze? Urist wife brought dishonor to the family, now Urist has to drink even more to regain the lost status.

WWUD if a ronze colossus stole his beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5624 on: February 09, 2014, 12:46:15 am »
Quote from: klefenz on February 09, 2014, 12:20:13 am
A dwarf refused to drink perfectly good booze? Urist wife brought dishonor to the family, now Urist has to drink even more to regain the lost status.

WWUD if a ronze colossus stole his beard?
Urist would then embark on a four year quest searching for said colossus while gaining combat strength, only to kill the collosus with a fluffy wambler and then die from boogeymen after regaining his beard...

WWUD if there was eternal night and boogeymen were everywhere?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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