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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672496 times)

jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #540 on: June 26, 2011, 03:19:01 am »
Throw a tantrum, kill Urist McLegendaryAxedorf's pet kittens, causing him to go berserk, and spark the downfall of the fort.

WWUD if he was given an assault rifle?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #541 on: June 26, 2011, 03:28:53 am »
He wouldn't be able to get ammo because it's all in bins. He would use the gun as a hammer, charge into battle, and get killed because he wasn't equipped for melee combat.

What would the overseer do if the entire gun-dwarf squad did this?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #542 on: June 26, 2011, 03:33:26 am »
Throw a tantrum and abandon the fort.

WWUD if he had an assault rifle and the ammo wasn't in bins?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #543 on: June 26, 2011, 03:49:32 am »
He would load up the bone training ammo and jam his weapon after one shot. Then he would use the gun as a hammer, charge into battle, and get killed because he wasn't equipped for melee combat.

What would the overseer do if this was the second fort he had lost a gun-dwarf squad in in this way?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #544 on: June 26, 2011, 03:53:21 am »
Go berserk and kill his own family, then jump out of the window.

WWUD if he had an unjammable assault rifle which had ammo which wasn't in bins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #545 on: June 26, 2011, 04:03:08 am »
He would spend all his ammo shooting a goblin that was already mortally wounded. Then he would use the gun as a hammer, charge into battle, and get killed because he wasn't equipped for melee combat.

What would the overseer do if this was the third gun-dwarf squad he had lost due to dwarfs being idiots?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #546 on: June 26, 2011, 09:14:42 am »
Get sick of the recurring question and change it to a new one.
WWUD if Urist WAS the manager?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #547 on: June 26, 2011, 11:29:06 am »
Get an unjammable assault rifle that didn't have ammo in the bins, spend all his ammo on a mortally wounded goblin, then use his gun as a hammer, charge and get killed because he wasn't equipped for melee combat.

What would the overseer do if this was the fourth gun-dwarf squad he had tolost due to dwarves being idiots?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #548 on: June 26, 2011, 11:47:10 am »
Nothing. I'm sick of these gun-squads!

What would Urist do if he claimed a computer for a fey mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #549 on: June 26, 2011, 11:48:39 am »
He would create DF2.

WWUD if he created a fort in HFS?
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #550 on: June 26, 2011, 01:40:27 pm »
go crazy from the -100 fps

WWUD if htat caused him to go back in time
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #551 on: June 26, 2011, 01:45:28 pm »
Wind up in the mystical land known as "40d"

WWUD if he had superdwarven strength?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #552 on: June 26, 2011, 01:49:01 pm »
Slam open a door so hard it breaks through the drawbridge and kills 25 goblins.

WWUD if he was bitten by a radioactive cave spider?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #553 on: June 26, 2011, 02:39:50 pm »
Turn into Spiderdwarf.

WWUD if he commenced !!SCIENCE!! ?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #554 on: June 26, 2011, 03:07:15 pm »
Break the very fabric of reality.

WWUD if he was asked to decorate the main hallway?
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