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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673832 times)

viewtifulrexx

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5295 on: December 06, 2013, 12:24:50 pm »
He would inexplicably put stacks of plump helmets into a single envelope.

WWUD if a Titan made of dwarven wine attacked?
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TD1

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5296 on: December 06, 2013, 12:43:01 pm »
Quote from: viewtifulrexx on December 06, 2013, 12:24:50 pm
He would inexplicably put stacks of plump helmets into a single envelope.

WWUD if a Titan made of dwarven wine attacked?

*Urist calls to the Cavern Guard* "RELEASE THE PEASANTS!"

WWUD With a buy-one-get-one-free dragon voucher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5297 on: December 06, 2013, 04:40:56 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on December 06, 2013, 12:43:01 pm
*Urist calls to the Cavern Guard* "RELEASE THE PEASANTS!"

WWUD With a buy-one-get-one-free dragon voucher?


Get a daddy dragon and a mommy dragon and make them love eachover very much.

WWUD if dragons breathed beer instead of fire?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5298 on: December 07, 2013, 01:46:42 am »
Breed MOAR DRAGONS

WWUD if dragon beer caused those who drank it to cough up blood, then spontaneously transform into saguaros?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

HissinhWalnuts

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5299 on: December 07, 2013, 01:48:06 am »
Urist would drink as much as possible at every chance.


WWUD if a slade table was mandated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5300 on: December 07, 2013, 02:21:33 am »
Urist McTablemaker would arrange for Sigun McNobleBastard to have an unscheduled swimming lesson while locked in his flooded quarters.

WWUD if he was smart enough to move the single sock blocking the 5x5 farm a few steps to the side before laying the farm down?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5301 on: December 07, 2013, 06:57:18 pm »
Wonder why he had to pick up and hold onto a farm in order to move a sock so that the farm could be "built."

WWUD if a cow was sitting on his dining table whilst he was trying to eat?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5302 on: December 07, 2013, 11:24:58 pm »

Urist would eat it too.

WWUD if goblinite socks only fit on left feet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5303 on: December 08, 2013, 12:25:15 am »
Challenge the goblin leader to a dance-off.

WWUD if it turned out those left-footed socks were right-footed socks turned inside out?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5304 on: December 08, 2013, 12:31:42 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on December 08, 2013, 12:25:15 am
Challenge the goblin leader to a dance-off.

WWUD if it turned out those left-footed socks were right-footed socks turned inside out?


He would pray to armok to give him guidence in the future.

WWUD if armok was reprezented as a elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5305 on: December 08, 2013, 08:39:58 am »
Plot twist, were all elfs.

WWUD if he had one wish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5306 on: December 08, 2013, 10:11:33 am »
Develop a way to weaponize napping, eating, or drinking.

WWUD if Santa Claus showed up at the main gate?
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The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5307 on: December 08, 2013, 11:15:53 am »
Kill him and take all the Clausinite presents. Remark to passing Dwarf that this was the first time he'd seen a real Christmas without Goblins.

WWUD if he had Santa's Sleigh. With Reindeer, of course

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5308 on: December 08, 2013, 12:16:13 pm »
1. Deconstruct the sleigh.
2. Use the logs therefrom to build a Butcher's, a Tanner's, and a Leatherworker's Workshop.
3. Slaughter Reindeer.
4. Craft an artifact Reindeer Leather Shoe, menacing with spikes of red nose, and hanging rings of antler!

WWUD if [insert religion of choice here] missionaries showed up, bearing pamphlets and holy books?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5309 on: December 08, 2013, 04:27:07 pm »
Assume they're bugged traders and magma them.

WWUD if he was appointed broker after the last one was fired for dereliction of duty?
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