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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672465 times)

TmanEd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #525 on: June 24, 2011, 09:47:49 am »
Pull it with the power of a thousand suns. And then feel the heat of said suns.

What would Urist do if pulling the lever made him become !!Urist!! ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #526 on: June 24, 2011, 12:57:01 pm »
spread it to the less of the forttress

WWUD if there was nothinf flamable in the forttress
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #527 on: June 25, 2011, 04:02:49 am »
Wonder how a lever was build on the same square as a bridge. Then ask the mayor to do the honors of pulling the lever. Laugh as the kittens and the mayor fall in.

What, exactly, would Urist McMad!!Scientist!! do with a kitten, adamantine thread, steel bars, an artifact lignite ring, and a slice of goat cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #528 on: June 25, 2011, 06:34:07 am »
He would !!Science!! it for the glory of Armok!

WWUD if his clothes got worn out?
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"Lithrushâst Kúdlizat: Fetidfur, the slick notch, a grizzly bear leather loincloth. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with zinc, decorated with grizzly bear leather and encircled with bands of grizzly bear leather. This object menaces with spikes of grizzly bear leather."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #529 on: June 25, 2011, 09:19:16 am »
Take them off and walk around nude!

What would Urist do if the mayor was a fire imp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #530 on: June 25, 2011, 12:24:27 pm »
Vote for the tiger-man candidate.

WWUD if he was the dwarven king?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #531 on: June 25, 2011, 04:28:36 pm »
Send all those useless potash makers and animal caretakers to some random outpost.
Also, send 20 fisher-dwarfs to some random desert outpost just for kicks.

WWUD if he saw a human castle made from blocks of native gold?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #532 on: June 25, 2011, 04:38:00 pm »
Quote from: Sugata-senpai on June 23, 2011, 09:19:12 pm
Nothing. Do you have any idea how heavy slade is!?!?!?
Hey! That's my schtick!

Quote from: Olith McHuman on June 25, 2011, 04:28:36 pm
Send all those useless potash makers and animal caretakers to some random outpost.
Also, send 20 fisher-dwarfs to some random desert outpost just for kicks.

WWUD if he saw a human castle made from blocks of native gold?
Nothing. He's going to that terrifying desert, not to some place with a lack of fun!


What would Urist do if he was a ninja?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #533 on: June 25, 2011, 07:07:39 pm »
Kill Elf Pirates.

What would Urist do if he had colonized Hell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #534 on: June 25, 2011, 07:19:50 pm »
Quote from: Casp on June 25, 2011, 07:07:39 pm
Kill Elf Pirates.

What would Urist do if he had colonized Hell?
Nothing. It's just another day.

What would Urist do if Hell had colonized him...er...you know what I mean! I think you do...ah, forget it, just interpret that however.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #535 on: June 25, 2011, 08:52:57 pm »
Complain about the gosh-darned tentacle beasts.

WWUD with all this soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #536 on: June 25, 2011, 09:40:50 pm »
Go to Zephyr_Hound's Soaplanterns thread and complain of the lack of forum posts.

WWUD if he saw Urist McNorris?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #537 on: June 25, 2011, 10:31:26 pm »
Try and take his socks then get roundhouse kicked into a wall 40 squares away and explode. Might actually happen in a DF game to boot! ;)

WWUD if he was an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #538 on: June 25, 2011, 10:33:10 pm »
Cannbalise.

WWUD if he derailed a thread?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #539 on: June 26, 2011, 03:17:42 am »
I like steel, do you like steel? I absolutely hate flies. Isn't that statue hall great? And that mist generator!

WWUD if he couldn't drink booze because a goblin sliced his liver out?
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