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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673862 times)

WoobMonkey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5235 on: November 15, 2013, 01:24:22 pm »
Catapult the cats at the elephants; train the dogs to play 'kitty fetch.'  Then, order the floodgates opened.

WWUD if he were in a heavy metal band?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5236 on: November 15, 2013, 01:35:51 pm »
Die in a terrible pyrotechnics magmatechnics accident.

WWUD If his band was named Dwarvanescence, and they had a gig at a party in the dining hall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5237 on: November 16, 2013, 09:24:10 pm »
be driven off of the stage for taking "rock instruments" far too literally.

WWUD if he was given a job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5238 on: November 16, 2013, 10:07:46 pm »
Get himself thrown against the wall to see what sticks while he was shooting at an army of man-killing mantis-men.

WWUD if he was in charge of Apeture Science?
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WoobMonkey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5239 on: November 16, 2013, 10:09:47 pm »
Urist McCook has created a masterpiece!

This is a masterpiece Companion Cube Tallow roast.  It is made of finely minced Companion Cube Tallow, finely chopped Companion Cube Tallow, and Quarry Bush Leaves.

WWUD if he were a stockbroker?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5240 on: November 19, 2013, 12:47:51 am »
Urist: Hey! Guys! I have an idea! Lets divide the fort's operation into companies!
Urists: ???
Urist: It will be great! We'll keep track of how well run each company is and then you can buy parts of it called stocks! The stocks of better performing companies are more valuable and worth more! If you have a stock you get to vote on what the company does!
Urists:  >:(
Urist: It will boost productivity of the fort by 150%!
Urists: He's the tax collector! Get him!

WWUD if it rained cats and dogs?
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WoobMonkey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5241 on: November 19, 2013, 04:47:58 am »
Put floor grates over the lava moat, and call it a barbeque.

WWUD if the moon were made of limonite and chalk?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5242 on: November 19, 2013, 08:35:22 am »
Pfft, everyone knows that the moon is made of +cow cheese+!

WWUD If the sun was made of !!socks!!?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5243 on: November 19, 2013, 07:50:46 pm »
Urist McRocketScientist cancels store owned item: dangerous terrain.

WWUD if given the choice between a lifetime supply of rot gut or a barrel of sunshine?
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WoobMonkey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5244 on: November 19, 2013, 08:14:55 pm »
Suicide by Sunshine barrel.  No more dilemma.

WWUD if he ran a convenience store?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5245 on: November 20, 2013, 12:31:19 pm »
Quote from: Em3rgency on April 16, 2013, 05:13:36 pm
Get bored with DF because the challenge fun is gone.

WWUD if Toady died tomorrow? (Meaning no more updates)
learn the secrets of life and death than turn him into a zombie slave
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Quote from: Mimodo on July 31, 2014, 07:52:10 am
On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5246 on: November 20, 2013, 12:44:08 pm »
Wow, a necro and a derail, all in one post!

You, sir, win the DF forums.
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5247 on: November 20, 2013, 03:17:06 pm »
Baffler McPoster cancels Reply: No question.

WWUD if he was being attacked by his own reanimated hand?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5248 on: November 20, 2013, 03:35:29 pm »
Gets mutilated by his hand, slowly turning into an army of undead gibs.

WWUD if he is stuck in the same room with SCP-173?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5249 on: November 20, 2013, 04:23:15 pm »
be completely safe because dwarves have 360 sight radius and never blink
wwud if somebody offered to "help" her
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Quote from: Mimodo on July 31, 2014, 07:52:10 am
On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children
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