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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673897 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5190 on: November 05, 2013, 09:00:14 pm »
Start sculpting the future.

WWUD if nobody believed in his prophetic statues?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5191 on: November 05, 2013, 09:39:21 pm »
Laugh as the prophecy that Urist mcnotbeleiver falls into A trap, as told by the prophecy!

WWUD if C?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5192 on: November 06, 2013, 04:18:05 am »
He would write firmware for magma-emitting device in that C.


WWUD if his desire of creating an artifact made him butcher up his very own kitten?
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5193 on: November 06, 2013, 04:41:54 am »
Immediately destroy his own artifact, causing even further unhappiness. However, his berserk rampage ends just as it's beginning when he sees a very well-made plump helmet roast on a nice table with really comfortable seats.

WWUD if the fort made him leave and go back to his hometown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5194 on: November 06, 2013, 05:49:15 am »
He would get back to a fort as a vampire 20 years later.

WWUD if he finds this thread?
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5195 on: November 06, 2013, 08:08:29 am »
Pour magma on his dorfputer.

WWUD if he became blind?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5196 on: November 06, 2013, 09:27:12 am »
Become his lords favourite hammerer / famous siege operator known for his bravery.

What would Urist do, if his ship left without him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5197 on: November 06, 2013, 11:38:46 am »
Grab a wagon and sail after it.

WWUD if the world just flipped, turned upside down?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5198 on: November 06, 2013, 01:03:15 pm »
Strike the heavens!

WWUD if the heavens were infested with crundles?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5199 on: November 06, 2013, 01:13:41 pm »
"On second thought, let's not go to Heaven. 'Tis a silly place.

WWUD if the crundles were dead all along?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5200 on: November 09, 2013, 11:41:44 pm »
He would reject this sucky plotline and substitute his own.

WWUD if he finds out he can't write?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5201 on: November 10, 2013, 12:29:23 am »
Engrave masterwork images of geometric shapes in the dining hall, of course.

WWUD if cats were poisonous?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
The dog misses the ball!
The ball softly hits Urist McTrainer in the head, breaking the paper-thin skull and denting the non-existent brain!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5202 on: November 10, 2013, 01:47:07 am »
Oh we can't just butcher them now? Fine. We'll build a tower and drop them on the goblins. They'll be like fuzzy frag grenades.

WWUD if PETA invaded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5203 on: November 10, 2013, 01:52:41 am »
Same thing they do EVERY time the elves invade. Duh.

WWUD if he found a matching sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5204 on: November 10, 2013, 08:22:39 am »
Immediately die of happiness, rise to heaven and, upon seeing a place infested with crundles and bearded dwarf-men with wings, make a hasty U turn and take the highway to hell, at the end of which is a seething, boiling pot of booze stirred by Armok himself. There he remains in bliss ever-more.

WWUD If he was invited to Armok's Summer house for tea and biscuits?

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