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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673900 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5175 on: November 04, 2013, 08:06:32 am »
Throw the cheese at those goblins!

WWUD If rockets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5176 on: November 04, 2013, 10:17:02 am »
Protect the fortress by using miasma as chaff.

WWUD if the elven merchants brought their goods on the backs of dragons?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5177 on: November 04, 2013, 11:26:44 am »
trade for a few years until they have a decent supply of dragons themselves. Then piss them off and get dragon sieges. The entirety of his civ will feast on masterwork dragon roasts until they all die in a horrible fire.

WWUD if every creature in the world had [LIKES_FIGHTING]?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5178 on: November 04, 2013, 11:39:37 am »
Die a few seconds earlier than usual.

WWUD if he found an alien?
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TD1

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5179 on: November 04, 2013, 12:27:35 pm »
Sneeze and kill its entire race with a dwarven super bug

WWUD With a volcano and a booze geyser?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5180 on: November 04, 2013, 03:10:56 pm »
Booze fountain and booze flamethrower!
Two great things that do NOT go great together.

What would Urist McMigrant do if the fort he was migrating to suddenly rocketed into the air?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5181 on: November 04, 2013, 07:46:02 pm »
He wouldn't even notice. Haulers never go outside anyway.

WWUD if the fort's nobles usurped the player?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5182 on: November 04, 2013, 10:04:42 pm »
Enact the player's secret orders to flood the noble's quarters with magma masterwork jewelry.

WWUD if demoted from high-ranking noble to hauler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5183 on: November 05, 2013, 07:18:16 am »
He'll become a valuable member of a fortress.
WWUD if he invented internetz?
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5184 on: November 05, 2013, 07:33:17 am »
Download Dwarf Fortress, destroying several universes with an infinite recursion chain.

WWUD if he discovered a Roc nest a mere 50 tiles from thee fort entrance?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5185 on: November 05, 2013, 08:59:01 am »
Run there to collect some valuable eggs!

WWUD if his friend just died, his mom just died, his wife just died, but his cat is still living?
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5186 on: November 05, 2013, 04:40:55 pm »
Be happy, until his cat steps in a puddle of FB-extract and explodes. Then go melancholy and jump off a ledge 25 times before successfully killing himself.

WWUD if he had to keep watch of the animal pastures to defend against giant mosquito incursions?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5187 on: November 05, 2013, 04:56:51 pm »
Cower in the corner while the animals kick their skulls in.

WWUD if he was allergic to stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5188 on: November 05, 2013, 06:55:28 pm »
Tough it out, lest he be hammered magma'd fed to crundles as an elf sympathizer.

WWUD if he was secretly an elf, and didn't want anyone to know?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5189 on: November 05, 2013, 07:54:47 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on November 05, 2013, 06:55:28 pm
Tough it out, lest he be hammered magma'd fed to crundles as an elf sympathizer.

WWUD if he was secretly an elf, and didn't want anyone to know?

Genetically modify his gene structure with samples of Cacame Awemedinae's blood!

WWUD if nothing in history was worth talking about but he had 40 statues to make?
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