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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673916 times)

BlackFlyme

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5160 on: October 28, 2013, 07:43:27 pm »
Quote from: grimman007 on October 28, 2013, 07:37:23 pm
Sorry, what is DFFS?

Dwarf Fortress From Scratch is my best guess.

He'd probably wonder where the hell all the humans and all the other dwarves went, then celebrate the lack of goblins and kobolds, then go insane after discovering that elves are still around. And that's before meeting any of the new natives.

WWUD if he became an adventurer in DFFS?
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Icefire2314

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5161 on: October 28, 2013, 10:02:52 pm »
Immediately slaughter all the elves. Single-handedly. With his left front eye tooth. Only that tooth.

WWUD if Urist decided not to Recover Wounded even though the injured party is 100% crippled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5162 on: October 28, 2013, 11:12:25 pm »
In a brief moment of sanity, pull the lever and seal off the fortress. He finally realizes that goblin socks are not worth charging into the middle of a siege for. A high quality dwarven-made sock, on the other hand... But the dwarves are crippled, not dead.

WWUD with a sock magnet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5163 on: October 28, 2013, 11:29:18 pm »
Make the most entertaining, hands free sock puppet play ever seen by the awed, unwashed masses, who immediately riot and try to steal the socks once the show is over.

WWUD with a fortress with 200 dwarves and only one barrel of booze and no materials for a still?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5164 on: October 29, 2013, 07:39:24 am »
Die of unhappiness. Every last one.

WWUD With a fort with over 200 barrels of booze and only one dwarf and materials for a still?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5165 on: November 02, 2013, 10:42:19 pm »
Watch as the kingdom crumbles because they sent too many migrants to that deathtrap you call a fortress.

WWUD if the Zerg invaded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5166 on: November 02, 2013, 10:43:19 pm »
Lag and crash due to the Zerg Rush.

WWUD if Elf Rush?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5167 on: November 02, 2013, 11:59:50 pm »
Lag and crash due to the loads of wood armour, weapons, and treehugging that the game has to process.

WWUD if dorf rush?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5168 on: November 03, 2013, 02:20:18 am »
Ask them to wait under that drawbridge looming over there while he goes to talk to the overseer.

WWUD if the ore vein he was trying to mine was just flat-out vanishing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5169 on: November 03, 2013, 04:45:52 pm »
Withdraw from society and make a legendary microcline mug studded with petrified wood and rubies.

WWUD if the fort's best fighter had fractured limbs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5170 on: November 03, 2013, 06:09:12 pm »
Neglect to bring him water.

WWUD if he realized that his stupidity is directly responsible for the deaths of thousands of colleagues and loved ones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5171 on: November 03, 2013, 06:15:42 pm »
Urist McNaval stops Bring Water to Patient: Contemplating own stupidity!
Urist McNaval is stricken by melancholy!

Urist McInjured has died of dehydration!

WWUD if he finds himself able to instantly teleport wherever he wished?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5172 on: November 03, 2013, 06:27:25 pm »
No one could keep him out of the booze stockpiles.

WWUD if he ran into a desert titan made of ice?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 31, 2015, 11:32:19 am
There is currently a minor problem in that the veteran demons fighting in the corpse factory have failed to die in the 2 year battle and have become legendary unkillable gods of war. I may have misjudged this possible outcome.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5173 on: November 03, 2013, 10:23:37 pm »
Kill it, then make a cooler out of its carcass.
Cold beer forever!

WWUD if a wood titan attacked?
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5174 on: November 03, 2013, 10:30:03 pm »
Make a complicated machine composed of floodgates, levers, pullies, magma, water, exploding cats, and booze bombs with the sole intention of directing it towards the nearest Elf City.

WWUD if he was a cheesmaker and conscripted into the military?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 31, 2015, 11:32:19 am
There is currently a minor problem in that the veteran demons fighting in the corpse factory have failed to die in the 2 year battle and have become legendary unkillable gods of war. I may have misjudged this possible outcome.
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