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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673993 times)

itisnotlogical

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5100 on: September 30, 2013, 01:49:42 am »
Lay down and die. There is no living without Urist McWilson a beard.

WWUD if he was transported to Slaves to Armok 1?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5101 on: September 30, 2013, 03:06:23 am »
Teleport his liver into a barrel of sunshine. Eternal bliss!

WWUD if he had a degree in biology?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5102 on: September 30, 2013, 07:51:26 am »
Laboratory grown beards. Graft them onto his face.

WWUD if he was nothing but beards?
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mate888

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5103 on: September 30, 2013, 01:56:34 pm »
Explode of happiness.

WWUD if he was magically teleported into Kobold Quest?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5104 on: September 30, 2013, 08:21:12 pm »
Punch the adventurer in the head, smashing through the skull and tearing the brain.

WWUD if he was anointed lord of all kobolds?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5105 on: October 02, 2013, 10:26:51 pm »
Create an instant loyalty cascade.

WWUD if the elves sent a trade caravan while they were at war with the elves?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5106 on: October 03, 2013, 09:10:58 am »
Pit them against each other, selling each side crappy metal weapons like silver/copper swords in exchange for awesome stuff like unicorns. When one emerges victorious, swoop in with his candy-clad army and take everything. (What? That's not what you meant? Well, this is funnier.)

WWUD if he was Doomguy?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5107 on: October 03, 2013, 10:12:23 am »
Grab a crossbow, bolts and an axe and go murder every single clown in the circus using his ridiculous speed to his advantage.

What would Urist McDoomguy do if the weapons he picked turned out to be made of featherwood and he had already entered the circus?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5108 on: October 03, 2013, 11:56:07 am »
Exclaim that weapons are for wussies and RIP AND TEAR

What would Urist McDoomguy Do If his berserk pack wore off?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5109 on: October 04, 2013, 09:30:00 am »
Use his tantrum pack instead.
(Young kids dun get Doom references)

WWUD If he was a real-life politician?
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BlackFlyme

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5110 on: October 04, 2013, 12:12:25 pm »
Urist McPolitician cancels government: On Break.

What would real-life politician do if he suddenly became a noble in a dwarf fort?
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mate888

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5111 on: October 04, 2013, 12:33:47 pm »
Urtist Mc Noble cancels annoying the overseer: Died in a "un"fortunate accident.
WWUD if he were an admin in Bay 12?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5112 on: October 04, 2013, 12:38:47 pm »
Ban people who make a post without at least one of the following:

MAGMA/lava
FUN!
cats
socks
booze/great food
elf bashing
science
engineering/construction
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WWUD if his war hammer was a ban hammer?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5113 on: October 04, 2013, 06:40:43 pm »
Urist bashes the troll in the head with the banhammer and the severed part sails off in an arc!

The troll has been banned.

WWUD If a troll ate his waifu?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5114 on: October 04, 2013, 08:35:18 pm »
Eat the troll's waifu.

WWUD if the troll caught him eating its wife?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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