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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673979 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5085 on: September 28, 2013, 10:39:48 pm »

Shoot that dwarf, just to be sure, and then assume his identity and pretend that he wasn't a traitor

WWUD with his new disguise?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5086 on: September 28, 2013, 11:01:10 pm »

Get killed in an accident because the dwarf was an annoying noble.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5087 on: September 29, 2013, 03:22:12 pm »

Button the fortress for the next century or two while the humans fight the elves with their new shiny white armor and laser guns. The humans are defeated when their clown leader is killed by Elf Skywalker. The age of elves ensues, and lasts until Urist's great grandchildren finish undercutting their forest retreats.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5088 on: September 29, 2013, 03:54:33 pm »

Talk to their diplomat.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5089 on: September 29, 2013, 05:22:14 pm »

Die horribly, then become a ghost and kill a beloved hauler, causing a tantrum spiral that the fortress will never recover from.

WWUD if he became an elf for a day?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5090 on: September 29, 2013, 08:06:28 pm »

He would become Cacame Awemedinade

WWUDI he became a kobold for a week?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5091 on: September 29, 2013, 08:22:21 pm »

Urist would cause wide sweeping changes in kobold archetecture, shoving off the trappings of cave in habitation and into the glorious age of fine smoothed floors and walls. He would try to bring a golden age of kobolds, inspiring crafts and metalworking the likes unseen to glowing yellow eyes before.

Many would regard him as a genius, a kobold truly ahead of his time and the single lynchpin into the revolution that took their race out of disparity and poverty, and into an age of self-revitalization and exploit.

In as few as a couple of days the cave will be turned into a kobold-styled dwarven hall that would, well dwarfs would still snub their nose at it but at least it isn't a cave anymore. Brewing will be discovered and the question of 'what do we do with a drunken kobold' would finally have an answer.

When his time is up the kobold will return back to his form as a dwarf, much to the surprise of those around him whom he's taught, and they would realize the boon that has been given to them and by who. Kobolds will be steadfast allies to the dwarfs for many years to come.

At least that's what he's trying to explain will happen to those around him in his gibberish screeching, drowned out by the cacophonous noises from the other kobolds present.

WWUDI allied with kobolds?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5092 on: September 29, 2013, 08:42:30 pm »

Start a profitable trade with them, selling shiny trinkets in exchange for socks stolen from other fortresses.

WWUD if his fortress was an airship.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5093 on: September 29, 2013, 08:49:37 pm »

Crash it into the Mountainhome.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5094 on: September 29, 2013, 09:00:05 pm »

obtain the feather wood hammer and dish out the JUSTICE of A squaky hammer.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5095 on: September 29, 2013, 09:02:42 pm »

Urist cancels answer: Interrupted by nothing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5096 on: September 29, 2013, 09:07:18 pm »

Yell DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5097 on: September 29, 2013, 09:38:17 pm »

Put on his adamantine DooM guy helmet replica and kill HFS.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5098 on: September 29, 2013, 09:45:02 pm »

Be reduced to red paste which then formed a universe from which a new dwarven civilization flourished,

WWUD if General Zod told him to kneel?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5099 on: September 30, 2013, 01:06:10 am »

Urist has punched Zod with his !!Kryptonite Gauntlet!!, breaking the skull and tearing the brain.

Zod has been struck down!


WWUDI he was alone on a raft in the middle of the sea without his beard for company?

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You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.
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