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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673982 times)

Apani

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5040 on: September 13, 2013, 06:10:24 am »
Go back to Kobold eras.

WW Urist McSoapsmith do if there were no trees in the world?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5041 on: September 13, 2013, 08:31:52 pm »
Stand around and party all day and night. Eventually he is possessed, demands wood, and subsequently goes insane, then dies of dehydration slumped over a copper barrel.

WWUD if magma forges also required water at the same time as magma?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5042 on: September 14, 2013, 05:13:58 am »
Fish in the water hole during the smelting process, then hide into the magma when carps show up.

WWUD if his above ground inn-dormitory were invaded by Giant Hornets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5043 on: September 14, 2013, 09:50:56 pm »
Urist McSlacker has been quite content lately. He slept very uneasily due to noise lately. He was attacked recently. He sustained major injuries recently. His upper body is gone.

WWUD if he was raised by Gorlaks?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5044 on: September 15, 2013, 01:20:08 pm »
Urtist Mc Gorlakson cancels annoying everyone: Interrupted by angry Overseer.

Urtist Mc Gorlakson has bled to death!

WWUD if the Gorlak family of  the other Urtist came to take revange?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5045 on: September 15, 2013, 08:51:51 pm »
Nothing. The overseer sealed off the caverns shortly after opening them, so the angry horde can't path into the fortress.

WWUD if he was the miner tasked with opening the HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5046 on: September 16, 2013, 01:42:50 am »
Forget his mining pick by the booze just after the mason seals up the tunnel, then get gored to death by a blind cave troll.

WWUD if a kea flew off with his only anvil and only pick?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5047 on: September 16, 2013, 02:30:10 am »
Urist uses Enforce Physics!
It is super effective!
The kea has died after colliding with an obstacle.
Urist has succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

WWUD if the overseer ordered him to flood the fort for "!!fun!!"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5048 on: September 16, 2013, 03:22:26 pm »
Attend a party, drink, eat, sleep, go on break, drink some more, attend another party, and generally do everything besides work for a couple months until he gets his routine upset, then he tantrums and destroys the lever that would have opened the floodgate.

WWUD if he learned that having fun in some sick, messed-up parallel dimension did not mean losing/dying?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5049 on: September 16, 2013, 08:18:39 pm »
"Urist cancels open HFS: gone beserk."
Then, before killing half the fort, he flips the HFS lever anyway.

WWUD if he got his limbs chopped off by a goblin squad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5050 on: September 17, 2013, 03:26:36 pm »
"Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"

WWUD if faced against King Arthur?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5051 on: September 17, 2013, 04:27:24 pm »
He would probably smash him in the head trough his *golden crown* with his *Kobold fur sock* jamming the skull and tearing the brain!

WWUD if a kea stole his beard?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5052 on: September 17, 2013, 05:11:04 pm »
Urist has been quite content lately. He lost his beard recently. He admired a masterfully-bearded bird recently.

WWKeaMcBeardedDo if the dwarves declared him baron of the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5053 on: September 17, 2013, 05:32:19 pm »
Demand 100 adamantine chairs in his room, mandate 50 artifacts, block every item from trade, then go insane when none of his orders are carried out.

WWUD if he was locked underground with no way out while magma flooded the tunnel he was in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5054 on: September 17, 2013, 07:13:53 pm »
Swim for it, somehow managing to claw his way through a flood gate before finally dying.

WWUD if the magma pump stack was suddenly flooding the fortress from the top down?
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