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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674009 times)

flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5010 on: September 06, 2013, 08:46:17 pm »
A vile force of lag has arrived!
Urist McFort has been found drained of FPS

WWUD If he was drained of all FPS by some weird version of a vampire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5011 on: September 06, 2013, 10:19:17 pm »
Watch in terror as the vampire moves at lightning speed, draining all other dwarves in the fortress. Each dwarf drained makes it faster, but Urist knows it's weakness. If only he could move, he could destroy the beast. But he is stuck there; frozen in time until the end of eternity, forced to watch as civilization crumbles and the universe collapses under the might of the vampire menace.

WWUD if Armok blessed/cursed him as a hemomancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5012 on: September 08, 2013, 09:29:51 pm »
Urist McBloodmancer waves his beard!
The blood shudders and begins to move!
Urist McBloodmancer has been found dead, completely drained of blood!

WWUD if he was bitten by a giant mosquito?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5013 on: September 09, 2013, 03:11:45 pm »
The giant mosquito bites the Jeweler in the upper rigth arm, tearing the skin!
The giant mosquito goes dizzy because of the high alcohol concentration on Urtist's blood!
The giant mosquito falls unconcious!
The giant mosquito has been struck down.

WWUD if he bites a giant mosquito, in revange for the attack?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5014 on: September 09, 2013, 05:06:53 pm »
Urist McBiter bites the Giant Mosquito in the head, bruising the chitin!
The Jeweler latches on firmly!
Giant Mosquito has boozed to death.

WWUD if the baroness, the mayor, the captain of the guard, the hammerer, the broker, the bookkeeper, the chief medical dwarf, the ex-outpost liaison, the manager, the champion, the ex-sheriff, the ex-expedition leader, the king, and the queen consort were all vampires?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5015 on: September 09, 2013, 05:27:24 pm »
READY THE MAGMA CANNON!!!!

WWUD if candy?
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Quote from: thatkid on June 23, 2011, 06:40:01 pm
You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5016 on: September 09, 2013, 05:41:31 pm »
Get tooth decay. Unfortunately, he is misdiagnosed as having a rotten brain by the doctor.

What would Urist McDoctor do if someone accused him of inflating his credentials?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5017 on: September 09, 2013, 06:59:37 pm »
Diagnose them with a rotten brain, too.

WWUD if all his civilization's nobles were super badass, legendary +5 ineverything, and very dwarfy, but had preferences for sea serpent and adamantine products?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5018 on: September 09, 2013, 08:36:17 pm »
Start a revolution which results in a 6 hour long, VERY one sided war.

What would Urist Fitzroy do if her proletarian revolution failed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5019 on: September 09, 2013, 09:54:37 pm »
Become a bandit gang leader ad hide out in the woods far away with the last remaining rebels.

WWUrist Mcbadass adamantine-clad noble Do if there were no more plebeians to do his bidding because they're all dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5020 on: September 09, 2013, 10:10:38 pm »
Starve to death. Or, alternatively, set himself on fire and slaughter elephants outside until he burns to death himself.

WWUD if an elf were standing on top of a bridge over lava with Urist's wife and the bridge linked to a lever nearby?
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Quote from: PyroTechno on August 03, 2015, 09:37:56 am
What would it be like to live in a world that was copy/pasted? Would we even notice? If not, how many times have we switched celestial harddrives or whatever?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5021 on: September 09, 2013, 10:14:40 pm »
You're asking for it, aren't you?

...Pull the lever.

WWUD if Solid Snake had him in a chokehold?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5022 on: September 10, 2013, 08:45:59 am »
Urist cancel Drinking : dead
Urist has risen and is haunting the fortress!
Usrist batters Solid Snake
Solid Snake cancel Hiding : invalid item (there's no cardboard box in vanilla Dwarf Fortress)

WWUD if no socks were left in the fort ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5023 on: September 10, 2013, 09:28:15 am »
Get a strange mood, and make one out of microcline that menaces with spikes of donkey bone. The resulting happiness boost buys them time to get some from the caravan.

WWUD if the overseer made him a hauler instead of the legendary cheese maker he was before he emigrated?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5024 on: September 10, 2013, 11:49:57 am »
Only choose to haul Goblinite. Before sieges are over.

WWUD with the components to construct a Mars Rover and a rocket to get it there?
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Quote from: PyroTechno on August 03, 2015, 09:37:56 am
What would it be like to live in a world that was copy/pasted? Would we even notice? If not, how many times have we switched celestial harddrives or whatever?
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