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[wer6]

Mugs.

WWUD if gun?

[Olith McHuman]

Charge into battle using the gun as a spear since all the ammo is stored in bins.

What would Urist McTantrum do if he saw the hammerer approaching with an adamantine whip?

[Lagslayer]

Laugh and finish his drink.

WWUD if his pet cat mandated a new litter box?

[Skribbblie]

Get locked up because all he could ever get were nest boxes and hives.

WWUD if his cat the cat that owned him adopted someone else?

[mate888]

Urtist has been miserable lately, his cat bandoned him lately.
WW Likot do if Urtist was trying to kill him to stay with the cat?

[Olith McHuman]

Loyalty cascade! The cat kills them both.

WWUD if a cat was killing everyone in the fort?

[Eric Blank]

Tantrum and break the door holding back the aquifer that a mining team pierced ages ago and barely contained. Drown the entire fort, cat included.

WWUD if the sun were speaking great prophecies to him?

[Lagslayer]

Urist: "My bretheren, a voice other than my beard, the collective hive mind, and the great one has spoken to me! It speaks of a great war with the elves in Felsite! It whispers to me the instructions to build A booze condenser, so that we can extract latent alcohol from the air!

*the crowd gasps*

Fikod: That's amazing! What else does it say?

Urist: It says that we should embrace the sun, and that to live on the surface is to be closer to it's glory!

Fikod: Wait, you are telling us to worship the sun?

Urist: Yes.

Fikod: BURN! BURN THE HERETIC! READY THE STELLAR MAGMA CANNON!
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WWUD if he discovered out how to refine titanium?

[mate888]

He would have a happy tougth, and then explode while thinking on the implications of refining it.

WWUD if his daugther ate his cat?

[Baffler]

kill his other cat while in a fit of rage, then go stark raving mad. His eventual death causes his daughter to tantrum and leads to the fort's demise.

WWUD if Armok offered to make him to be his avatar, giving him extraordinary powers and mental fortitude. All he has to do is shave off his beard.

[Skribbblie]

Urist cancels Become Avatar of the Blood God: Attending Party.

WWUD if Armok ordered the party table to be removed mid-groove?

[mate888]

Urtist makes a party in the other microline table!

WWUD if he was part of one of ThreeToe's stories?

[Baffler]

Demand his own bedroom, dining room and office in light of his new celebrity status. He is atom smashed before the ink dries.

WWUD if he could send a single message that was as long as he liked to Toady?

[IronTomato]

Dear Toady,

Refill.

Sincerely, Urist

WWUD if angry bees were in his room?

[Skribbblie]

The angry bee stings the Beekeeper in the head, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The Beekeeper has been knocked unconscious!
Urist McBeekeeper, Beekeeper has been struck down.

WWUD if giant bees existed and came in the same numbers as normal bees?