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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674030 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4980 on: August 22, 2013, 09:39:13 pm »
Pop goes the dorf.

WWUD If he was a Mortal Kombat character?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4981 on: August 22, 2013, 10:14:05 pm »
Hack them to bits with his adamantine axe, all the while throwing up with every step he takes because of his aversion to sunlight. His fatality is a thermonuclear catsplosion.

WWUD if were creaming forth from the bowels of hell all over the world, and he was the only one who could stop them?


edit: demons were screaming* How did I mess that up so bad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4982 on: August 22, 2013, 10:33:33 pm »
Urist McHero cancels save world: Target not found.

WWUD if he found out how to cream?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4983 on: August 23, 2013, 07:16:41 pm »
This is a masterful cow's milk cream eclair. It is made with masterfully minced cow's milk cream, masterfully minced dwarven wheat flour, and masterfully minced wild strawberries.

WWUD if there was no metal in the world, even adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4984 on: August 23, 2013, 07:56:40 pm »
Learn the art of forging equipment out of beard hair.

WWUD if he was a master beardsmith?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4985 on: August 23, 2013, 08:24:04 pm »
Cry because he doesn't have a beard

WWUD if he never had a beard
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4986 on: August 24, 2013, 03:54:29 am »
Grow a huge moustache to compensate.

WWUD if the overseer, in the name of efficiency, put automated minecarts in all the major hallways?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4987 on: August 24, 2013, 04:05:28 am »
He would sit down on the rails in protest. Or while On Break. Or whenever it feels inconvenient. Or when he feels he's stuck in limbo Stupid Inception!

WWUD if he were stuck in limbo?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4988 on: August 24, 2013, 09:37:11 am »
Complain about the lack of chairs.

WWUD if he found a chair in limbo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4989 on: August 24, 2013, 04:28:28 pm »
The chair has not been built anywhere, so Urist refuses to sit on it.

WWUD if an angry but very weak forgotten beast knocked over every piece of furniture in the fortress?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4990 on: August 25, 2013, 10:10:18 am »
He would go and gather the furniture.

What if he was thirsty and the only ale in the fort was guarded by a dragon and 1000 dragon baibies ready to kill the fortress.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4991 on: August 25, 2013, 10:19:15 am »
Grab a ☼Admantine Sock☼, slay the dragons, and then die of dehydration. Dragon steak anybody?

WWUD if all the booze in the fortress was changed by Armok into dragon steak?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4992 on: August 25, 2013, 02:14:09 pm »
Die of dehydration, rather than sully his honor by drinking water.
WWUD if he was overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4993 on: August 25, 2013, 02:18:11 pm »
End up killing himself, Urists are unfit for Overseer position, only Olins allowed.
WWUD if he was locked up in a small room with a bed, chair and table, but no food, on his head is an elaborate cage, inside one part there is an insane cat, in the other is a key that opens the door and takes off the cage, there are 2 strings that open these cages.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4994 on: August 25, 2013, 04:16:59 pm »
Die of dehydration while trying to run away from the cat.

WW Urist McStonecrafter do if the mayor forbade the sale of rock crafts?
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