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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674047 times)

flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4965 on: August 21, 2013, 12:53:44 am »
Clearly the goblins are the roasts and wine cakes, and therefor Urist would grab the nearest whip and begin lightsabering off some chunks.

WWUD if he was trapped in Sword Art Online?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4966 on: August 21, 2013, 05:02:22 am »
Release everyone from the game and kill all the bosses accidentally after mining out the adamantine structure that supported Aincrad. He would have get sued for the casualties from the collapse, but he get sent back to his universe first. However, he still gets hunted by the elves, the fantasy equivalent of japanese people.

WWUD if he *created* Sword Art Online.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4967 on: August 21, 2013, 02:01:07 pm »
Accidentally spill booze on his modem, permanently shutting down the game servers.

WWUD if ToadyOne was in his fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4968 on: August 21, 2013, 06:45:03 pm »
Toady, Mathematiciandwarf has been taken by a fey mood!
Urist cancels: Use computer.  Interrupted by Toady
Toady has claimed a computer workshop.
Toady has begun a mysterious construction! Forever stuck collecting more materials
Urist McDwarf has been annoyed by the lack of unoccupied computers lately.

WWUD if he bought a copy of dwarf fortress (menacing with spikes of time well spent) from a caravan?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4969 on: August 21, 2013, 06:48:39 pm »
Put it in the dwarfputer. Recursive FPS death.

WWU's ironic punishment be in the underworld?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4970 on: August 21, 2013, 08:09:53 pm »
Urist must hang helplessly from his beard for all eternity while the beard drinks all the booze.

WWUD if he was the guy responsible for all the ironic punishments in the underworld?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4971 on: August 21, 2013, 09:10:05 pm »
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Attending party in the eerie pit.
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. On break.
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Getting rations
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Could not reach target
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Interrupted by a dwarf miner breaching !FUN!pit
Soul of the damned cancels: Wait for punishment
Soul of the damned has starved.

WWUD if hell was other dwarves?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4972 on: August 21, 2013, 09:12:35 pm »
Suffocate in the stupid.

WWUD If hell was elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4973 on: August 21, 2013, 09:26:41 pm »
Stay away from hell, tis a silly place.
WWUD if hell was Kobolds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4974 on: August 21, 2013, 10:23:53 pm »
WWUD if struck by a Giant sperm whale corpse wielded by a legendary in all combat skills Minotaur who has vampire buffed stats.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4975 on: August 21, 2013, 10:37:21 pm »
I'm not picking one of those. Too lazy...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4976 on: August 22, 2013, 12:02:18 am »
Urist would go flying and knock over all the kobolds. Strike!
Nearby, a dwarf is on break.

WWUD if the fort had 50 cats and he accidentally invented catnip?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4977 on: August 22, 2013, 03:06:07 am »
The cats would slap Urist, catnip is not a man or dwarf made object.

WWUD if he had to re populate the entirety of the shark population after some mad long eared loony killed them all for his tree bearded wife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4978 on: August 22, 2013, 02:06:31 pm »
Drain the ocean and haul them back to the fortress aquarium. How else could Urist even get to them?

WWUD if the overseer built a giant aquarium to look at in the dining room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4979 on: August 22, 2013, 02:24:52 pm »
Tap the glass too hard and flood the fortress.

WWUD if the rivers flowed with booze?
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