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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4935 on: August 17, 2013, 07:58:55 pm »
Die of thirst.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4936 on: August 17, 2013, 09:37:01 pm »
Urist whould sit there.

WWUD if  he found A !!elf!! whos hugging people.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4937 on: August 17, 2013, 11:36:30 pm »
Tell the elf that there's a tree that is in dire need of a hug.

WWUD if he invented the cannon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4938 on: August 18, 2013, 02:22:45 pm »
The plans are destroyed in the catastrophic cave-in and resulting tantrum spiral when Urist decides to hold the inaugural volley indoors.

WWUD if he was told that he could wear the rock rings Tekkud makes to trade with the humans?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4939 on: August 19, 2013, 04:36:59 am »
He would wear the rings on every one of his fingers, shortly before being butchered by the human caravan guards for taking them after they'd already been traded. A war ensues. Fun is had. A Dwarven diplomat arrives next season and leaves stymied because Tekkud McMayor dies of starvation and melancholy the instant he arrives.

WWUD if humans invented the sandwich and brought it with them to trade?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4940 on: August 19, 2013, 04:46:32 am »
Urist: Is that a -pig meat biscuit-? *explodes*
Human: No, it's the ham sandwich of life and death. It has a bit of an attitude.

WWUD if he worshiped Xom (from dungeon craw stone soup)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4941 on: August 19, 2013, 06:18:46 am »
Die as Dwarfs have to worshop armok for there daily  !!FUN!! injection

WWUD if lava?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4942 on: August 19, 2013, 12:38:59 pm »
Lava waterfalls.

WWUD if slade colossus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4943 on: August 19, 2013, 01:22:41 pm »
Attempt to mine it.

WWUD if he was standing on semi-molten rock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4944 on: August 19, 2013, 03:55:11 pm »
He would semi-melt.

WWUD if he dug to the other side of the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4945 on: August 19, 2013, 05:39:32 pm »
He would walk back to get some booze and die of dehydration on the way back.

WWUD if he learned that large serrated disks could be used as melee weapons?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4946 on: August 19, 2013, 07:00:40 pm »

WWUD if he was administrator?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4947 on: August 19, 2013, 07:03:40 pm »
Ban Armok

WW Armok Do if he was banned?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4948 on: August 19, 2013, 09:16:02 pm »
Delete the world and generate a new one.

WWUD if he learned that his world was going to be deleted?
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Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4949 on: August 19, 2013, 10:01:43 pm »
Rapidly breed cats and create items to blow up Armok's computer. If the universe is gong down, he's gonna take the creator with it!

WWAD if his CPU was reduced to a smoldering pile of ashes?
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