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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674061 times)

Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4920 on: August 15, 2013, 09:57:43 pm »
Urist McFluffykins has made off with Urist McGullible, baron!

WWUD if the Kobolds learned how to speak intelligibly?
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Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4921 on: August 16, 2013, 12:22:40 pm »
He would learn gibberish and forget Dwarfish

WWUD if he finds a friendly Kobold, and discovers that the Joboold have sexual attraction for him?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4922 on: August 16, 2013, 07:37:34 pm »
He would get a happy thought shortly before telepathically impregnating the Kobold. Then a hostile Kobold kills the friendly one and Urist gets an unhappy thought.

WWUD if the circus was in town and he found that someone had suddenly blocked the exit with a wall of cotton candy?
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Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 23, 2015, 06:08:36 am
Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4923 on: August 16, 2013, 07:45:25 pm »
!!FUN!! ensues.

WWUD If the fortress was suffering from an excess of !!FUN!! and clowns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4924 on: August 16, 2013, 09:05:18 pm »
He would go to sleep, of course. Sleep with the fishes...

WWUD if his baby gets raped snatched by the Goblins?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4925 on: August 16, 2013, 10:42:33 pm »
Get an unhappy thought and go back to collecting the socks of dead people.

WWUD if he were mistakenly put in a coffin while still alive?
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Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4926 on: August 16, 2013, 10:44:21 pm »
Become dead so as to prevent any confusion

WWUD if he was a Golden Great Wyrm?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4927 on: August 17, 2013, 04:07:35 am »
Nothing. A Golden Great Wyrm is a foreign concept to Urist.  :P

WWUD if goblins can dig?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4928 on: August 17, 2013, 04:28:16 am »
The perfect symmetry of his fortress! Ruined by unengravable constructed walls! Noooooooo!
Abandon the fortress.

WWUD with a Tesla coil?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4929 on: August 17, 2013, 01:36:28 pm »
Incorporate it into a death trap, then allow the baron to test it as a reward for his useful advice on exports.

WWUD if he woke up one day with no beard.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4930 on: August 17, 2013, 01:43:37 pm »
Have an existential crisis. Is it truly living without his face friend?

WWUD if it turned out his beard was just hold up in the bathroom with an issue of playbeard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4931 on: August 17, 2013, 04:43:35 pm »
Feel inexplicably jealous.

WWUD if he were angry with his own beard?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4932 on: August 17, 2013, 05:19:51 pm »
Urist has been happy lately. He started a fistfight recently.

WWUD if he started a fistfight with his beard?
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Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4933 on: August 17, 2013, 07:06:01 pm »
He would walk away from it a loser.

WWUD if he lost a fist fight to his beard?
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Quote from: escondida on July 22, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4934 on: August 17, 2013, 07:27:16 pm »
Urist McBeardfighter cancels drink: Pride too wounded.

What would Urist Do if (s)he went completely sober due to losing a fight with his/her own beard?
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