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[SOLDIER First]

Urist McRedshirt has been struck down.
WWUD if he was a shark on Shark Week?

[Yerv]

Urist McSeal has been found drained of blood.
WWUD if he tried to ride a giant bat?

[SOLDIER First]

Urist McRetard has been struck down.
WWUD if a giant bat tried to ride him?

[Yerv]

Giant bat has given birth to a child.
WWUD with a bat dwarf child?

[TheDarkStar]

WWUD with a bat dwarf child?

Turn it over to "child care" section of the fort.

WWUD once it goes through that?

[SOLDIER First]

Urist McBabydumper has gone berserk!
WWUD if he went berserk?

[Yerv]

Try to kill the Bat dwarf.
WWUD when he fails and ends up losing both arms and lots of blood?

[SOLDIER First]

Urist McNoarms cancels job: passed out X 9,001

[Olith McHuman]

What would Urist McWeaver do if he was making a shirt and the thread broke?

[SOLDIER First]

Tantrum.
WWUD if he tantrumed?

[Skribbblie]

Throw an artifact bin into the lavaduct and cause much trauma to their creators.

WWUD if he was told to make a magma forge out of bituminous coal?

[SOLDIER First]

Urist McBlacksmith died in the heat.
WWUD if he was told to put a clear glass floor hatch oer lava?

[Skribbblie]

Test the hatch shortly after putting it in place.

WWUD if he was tasked to make five ballista parts by a noble?

[lue]

Praise the noble by assembling the now possible ballista in his room. Set to "fire at will" of course, to attack potential intruders...

WWUD If he became a noble?

[Olith McHuman]

Admire the nice heated walls in his room, the iron furniture and the tastefully placed pressure plate and spikes. But, what it really needs is an adamantine bed! And a desk for his tomb! Oh, and forbid the export of everything just to be sure.

WWUD if instead of stealing children, the goblins brought cats?