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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674071 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4890 on: August 13, 2013, 09:40:54 am »
Miss every goddamn time.

WWUD if he was a zombie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4891 on: August 13, 2013, 10:15:42 am »
Urist McZombie cancels plant seeds, interrupted by Urist McZombie (self)

WWUD under a haunted glacier?
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The lower body flies off in an arc!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4892 on: August 13, 2013, 12:59:47 pm »
Take forever to build the anti-fog wall and get zombified.

WWUD if he found out that his home civilization's king was a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4893 on: August 13, 2013, 02:15:23 pm »
Kill it with his beard.
WWUD if he had two beards?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4894 on: August 13, 2013, 02:41:36 pm »
Be ready to go through binary fission (split into two dorfs from the middle, each getting one beard)
Dorfs are a kind of fungus anyway.

WWUD if he found his lost pet's collar inside a plump helmet biscuit he was eating?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4895 on: August 13, 2013, 04:44:16 pm »
Urist has been ecstatic lately! He has eaten a beloved pet recently. He has enjoyed a masterful plump helmet biscuit recently.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4896 on: August 13, 2013, 11:53:03 pm »
WWUD if he ate the collar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4897 on: August 14, 2013, 12:03:32 am »
Choke on it. Go to the hospital, and die of thirst before suffocating.

WWUD if Odom was playing a cruel prank and had put Urist's wife's ring in the stew?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4898 on: August 14, 2013, 12:17:50 am »
The ring counts as an additional ingredient. Urist is ecstatic. This more than makes up for the loss of his family.

What would Urist McChef do if he was told that mincing booze is impossible?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4899 on: August 14, 2013, 12:49:28 am »
He would cancel his job and go back to his work as a legendary cheesemaker.

WWUD if all of the booze and water was gone, and all that was left was a barrel of giant grasshopper man ichor?
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4900 on: August 14, 2013, 12:56:56 am »
Urist McRetard has been poisoned!
Urist McRetard has been struck down.
WWUD if he had a missing head?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4901 on: August 14, 2013, 01:06:07 am »
A head matters not, so long as there is beard.

WWUD if a beast made of snow and a beast made of flame began battling in front of him, possibly over who gets to eat him?
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Quote from: thatkid on June 23, 2011, 06:40:01 pm
You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4902 on: August 14, 2013, 01:08:03 am »
The flying -+snowbeasthead+- hit Urist McOtherRetard in the small toe, left foot, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urist McOtherRetard is on fire!
Urist McOtherRetard has been burned to death.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4903 on: August 14, 2013, 03:28:16 am »
What would Urist McWeaver do with two half spools of thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4904 on: August 14, 2013, 03:36:03 am »
Accidentally invent crotchless slacks.

WWUD if he was on Shark Week?
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