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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674078 times)

Kerbalrocketry

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4860 on: August 10, 2013, 02:47:52 pm »
Die from lack of booze

WWUD: if he was kidnapped by Mormons.
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Habbadax

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4861 on: August 10, 2013, 02:54:33 pm »
Throw a tantrum from lack of alcohol, and most likely murder them all

WWUD with a military grade laser?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4862 on: August 10, 2013, 05:14:14 pm »
Ignore the warning and immediately shine it in his eyes.

WWUD if he was blind?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4863 on: August 10, 2013, 06:29:14 pm »
Play through the Dungeons of Doom like a master ;) .

WWUD If he found a candy Amulet of Yendor in the Circus?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4864 on: August 10, 2013, 11:07:32 pm »
Fight through the hordes of the 5 planes, only to find that that damn wizard stole it and gave him a plastic one.

WWUD in ADOM?
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Blastbeard

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4865 on: August 11, 2013, 01:07:11 am »
He'd wonder what kind of mods gave rise to this strange, unfamiliar game world.
WWUD if he was made a forum moderator?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4866 on: August 11, 2013, 01:10:43 am »
Be annoyed that he shouldn't kill any cats, no matter how tasty they may be. Ninja'd.

Ban everyone, then go cry in a corner in fetal position. These forums are not to be moderated by just anyone, because some of the stuff is rather disturbing.

WWUD if he killed a cat and was faced by the Master Cat? (Still in ADOM)
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4867 on: August 11, 2013, 04:23:14 am »
One cat? More like 1000.
Urist is crushed by Master Cat McMountain.

WWUD in the bug temple?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4868 on: August 11, 2013, 04:32:58 am »
Go Team Ant!

WWUD with the Si?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4869 on: August 11, 2013, 11:47:39 am »
Try to go and sell it at the depot, but be slowed by the weight of it and the copies to a crawl.

WWUD if he had a thousand Sis and increasing, but was tasked to take them to a trade depot a hundred tiles away?

EDIT: For the unenlightened: The Si is an artifact in ADOM that has no general use, but multiplies itself exponentially while carried.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4870 on: August 11, 2013, 02:16:30 pm »
Along the way his blessed belt of carrying is cursed by a sneaking invader, and he dies.

WWUD on the ChAoS plane?
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Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4871 on: August 12, 2013, 10:08:17 am »
do everything dorfs do, the plane of chaos is the DF world

WWUD if he was a grand master shield user?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4872 on: August 12, 2013, 10:22:30 am »
Be killed by a tiny kea that can somehow fly off with a minecart of all the silver shields in the fort.
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Skribbblie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4873 on: August 12, 2013, 06:21:55 pm »
Urist looks for something to do, then spams your logs with job cancellations before starting a party in the meeting hall to distract all of your other harder-working dwarves from the actions that serve to keep the fort alive.

WWUD if he ran into a Kobold thief walking off with the artifacts bin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4874 on: August 12, 2013, 07:14:22 pm »
Initiates a no-win fight that results in "Urist McDwarf has been struck down."

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