Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 674095 times)

shinyarceus4 · « **Reply #4845 on:** August 06, 2013, 05:57:42 pm »

Find the lever connected to the bridge and pull it.

WWUD if he was transported to real life, yet was still an ascii smiley?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4846 on:** August 06, 2013, 08:10:41 pm »

Be a one dimensional character. You could say he's not very well rounded. Some might he even say his acting falls flat.

WWUD at a very bad pun contest?

flame99 · « **Reply #4847 on:** August 06, 2013, 09:22:49 pm »

Throw a tantrum because there's nothing of good quality.

WWUD if every masterpiece he ever made was atomsmashed?

Skribbblie · « **Reply #4848 on:** August 07, 2013, 02:59:17 am »

Start a fistfight with the noble getting ~~atomsmashed~~ teleported to a happy land full of booze and fluffy wamblers.

WWUD if he had to haul a lead artifact-quality cabinet (studded with lead, adorned with rings of lead, menacing with spikes of lead, and depicting an image of a dwarf laboring in lead, of course) up 100+ z-levels, all the way to the noble's quarters?

shinyarceus4 · « **Reply #4849 on:** August 07, 2013, 06:35:44 pm »

Throw it in magma.

WWUD if he was the last dwarf in the world?

Scruffy · « **Reply #4850 on:** August 08, 2013, 05:49:09 am »

Starve after dodging in a hole and getting trapped without a pickaxe.

WWUD if a shearer tried shaving him?

Yerv · « **Reply #4851 on:** August 09, 2013, 02:19:26 am »

Be sheared, yielding a beardless half-dead dorf and 150 kilograms of adamantine thread.
WWUD if he was a centaur with the head of a Minotaur?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4852 on:** August 09, 2013, 03:11:07 am »

Be half man, half goat, half bull. Somehow.

WWUD if his head exploded from trying to think about math too hard?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4853 on:** August 09, 2013, 03:44:56 am »

The new super secret dwarven super weapon: an algebra textbook.

WWUD with a calculus textbook?

shinyarceus4 · « **Reply #4854 on:** August 09, 2013, 02:42:26 pm »

Offer it to Armok, only to get immediately smited.

WWUD if he saw Armok?

Yerv · « **Reply #4855 on:** August 09, 2013, 03:42:16 pm »

Quote from: shinyarceus4 on August 09, 2013, 02:42:26 pm

Offer it to Armok, only to get immediately smited.

WWUD if he saw Armok?

Go blind, and immediately age to one million years old, he is then banished and exiled to guard the holy drinking goblet for millions of years, till a dwarven hero wearing a bear leather cap and wielding a rope reed fibre whip comes in and stuff.
WWUD if he ruled over a dark fortress and thousands of goblins were at his control?

hops · « **Reply #4856 on:** August 09, 2013, 10:31:50 pm »

Start a goblinite farm and sell to the dwarves in the winter, amassing money to build a golden airship, then die because he forgot that gold is heavy.

WWUD if Armok migrated in to his fortress.

lue · « **Reply #4857 on:** August 10, 2013, 12:46:11 am »

Arrange an unfortunate accident the minute Armok mandates something impossible.

WWUD If someone invented the electric forge?

Corai · « **Reply #4858 on:** August 10, 2013, 01:58:53 am »

Ponder when it became possible for workshops to be made from strange moods. Then throw a tantrum and destroy it.

WWUD if Dorf Station 13?

flame99 · « **Reply #4859 on:** August 10, 2013, 02:03:53 am »

Space himself without any way to propel himself.

WWUD if he was in the above situation?

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