Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 674099 times)

Yerv · « **Reply #4830 on:** August 02, 2013, 02:35:37 pm »

Use lava.
WWUD if he joined a fortress that banned lava and magma?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4831 on:** August 02, 2013, 06:54:18 pm »

Dye the water red. No one can tell the difference.

WWUD with a platinum artifact golf club?

Yerv · « **Reply #4832 on:** August 02, 2013, 07:42:05 pm »

Win a golf trophy and marry someone.
WWUD with that golf trophy?

shinyarceus4 · « **Reply #4833 on:** August 04, 2013, 05:07:22 pm »

Melt it down and use the metal.

WWUD with Youtube?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4834 on:** August 04, 2013, 05:13:04 pm »

Go on break.

WWUD with a youtube account?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4835 on:** August 04, 2013, 06:26:04 pm »

Post videos of his many, many cats. Anyone who posts a negative comment get's a taste of his orbital magma cannon.

WWUD if buoyancy was implemented?

wer6 · « **Reply #4836 on:** August 05, 2013, 10:22:44 am »

Sink because hw was hauling A bunch of rocks.

WWUD do with A Laser gun?

Yerv · « **Reply #4837 on:** August 05, 2013, 02:23:03 pm »

Use it to procure delicious loot from the nearest labyrinth.
WWUD if he had to lead a society of tiny little ant men?

shinyarceus4 · « **Reply #4838 on:** August 05, 2013, 06:35:57 pm »

Give them all booze.

WWUD if he developed liver failure from all the booze?

Yerv · « **Reply #4839 on:** August 05, 2013, 07:07:47 pm »

Cure it by drinking more booze.
WWUD if all the booze in the world was made from the blood of elephants, and drinking it would possibly anger more elephants?

flame99 · « **Reply #4840 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:13:56 pm »

Recreate the fall of Boatmurdered x100.

WWUD if he recreated the fall of Boatmurdered x100?

Yerv · « **Reply #4841 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:20:07 pm »

Create the fall of boatmurdered x5000.
WWUD if he created the fall of boatmurdered x5000?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4842 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:44:30 pm »

Run out of magma. And thus begins the dark ages.

WWUD with his artifact adamantine bow?

Skribbblie · « **Reply #4843 on:** August 06, 2013, 12:42:32 am »

Let the nice Kobold fellow borrow it for a moment.

WWUD if he wandered into a fortress run entirely by vampires?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4844 on:** August 06, 2013, 05:11:02 am »

Wow. The bedroom is REALLY nice. I wonder why it's the only one in the fort...

WWUD if he saw a dwarf throwing a tantrum right next to a bridge that was holding back magma?

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