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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674119 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4800 on: July 23, 2013, 07:49:00 am »
Urist McDumbutt has organized a party at the xMeeting Hallx!

WWUD If he found a forgotten beast which was suspiciously similar to Slenderman?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4801 on: July 23, 2013, 08:56:09 am »
He'd run at it, realize it's something he doesn't like, turns around and runs away. Repeat ad nauseum.


WWUD if he was attacked by a murder of crows?
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Urist McSnate likes malachite, copper bars, birds and goblinite for its abundance. When possible, he prefers to consume tea and toast. He absolutely detests elves.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4802 on: July 23, 2013, 09:52:41 am »
Sic the FB on them, and end up getting killed by the FB.

WWUD if he has no mouth but he must drink booze.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4803 on: July 23, 2013, 10:07:13 am »
Bathe in it. Let osmosis do the work.

WWUD if he was writing a DF fanfiction?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4804 on: July 23, 2013, 09:19:44 pm »
Create an artifact porcupine bone fanfiction book called "The manual of groins" It menaces with spikes of prepared cow intestines.
What would Urist do if he owned a giant gnome?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4805 on: July 23, 2013, 11:44:54 pm »
Do a ‼SCIENTIFIC‼ experiment to see how much Gnomeblight can the giant gnome take.

WWUD if he was playing Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup? (The roguelike, not some procedurally generated name for a site.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4806 on: July 24, 2013, 12:05:34 am »
Lose the game. By dying. Horribly.

WWUD if he was making a roguelike?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4807 on: July 24, 2013, 11:25:50 pm »
You start in hell at level one with no equipment and work down from there. Losing is fun!

WWUD if the fort was invaded by hellephants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4808 on: July 24, 2013, 11:29:46 pm »
Urist would go around picking up the dropped socks in between the hellephants' feet.  And get stomped while spamming you with cancellation messages.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4809 on: July 25, 2013, 06:50:27 am »
Scratch it.

WWUD if the fort was flooded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4810 on: July 26, 2013, 10:35:10 pm »
He would pour magma on it.
WWUD if he finds himself roped, naked, raped and punched in a kobold camp, with his only weapon being a sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4811 on: July 26, 2013, 11:11:15 pm »
Well, hey, they are kobolds. Urist could wipe the entire camp out with only a sock....if it weren't for the fact he was tied up. Curses.

WWUD if he came face to face with a giant robot firebreathing car-eating badass-a-saurus rex?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4812 on: July 27, 2013, 11:23:39 pm »
Run away, but ask the overseer to send the army of steel-wielding Grand Master Axelords. Then notice that while the Axelords were steel-wielding, they weren't axe-wielding. Carp.

What would Urist McAxelord do if he had to attack a giant robot firebreathing car-eating badass-a-saurus rex with a steel mace?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4813 on: July 28, 2013, 09:38:48 am »
Learn to dodge or die trying.

WWUD if gravity suddenly reversed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4814 on: July 28, 2013, 03:29:41 pm »
Die violent from colliding with the sky limit.

WWUD if magma failed to solve a problem?
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