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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672442 times)

stabbymcstabstab

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #480 on: June 20, 2011, 07:39:25 pm »
use your beard as a parchute

WWUD if his beard fell off doing this
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #481 on: June 20, 2011, 07:53:12 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 20, 2011, 07:39:25 pm
use your beard as a parchute

WWUD if his beard fell off doing this

Splatter into Uristbits.

WWUD if nobody in the fortress bothered to collect all the Uristbits and give him a good burial?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #482 on: June 20, 2011, 07:56:56 pm »
Throw a party with the other unburied corpse ghosts.

WWUD if there were simultaneous FB, colossus, and tree-hugger attacks while magma leaked from every corner?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #483 on: June 20, 2011, 08:16:18 pm »
stay at the party and do nothing

WWUD if a treehumper tried to kill him at the party
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #484 on: June 20, 2011, 08:45:41 pm »
Shatter all the treef*cker's bones with a flick of his pinky ghost finger.

WWUD if the next release cam out and a necromancer revived him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #485 on: June 20, 2011, 08:48:05 pm »
Cry because zombie dwarves don't path for booze.
WWUD if there was an ettin, dragon, bronze collosus, and forgotten beast in the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #486 on: June 20, 2011, 09:17:41 pm »
Put a strangle-hold on both heads, locate some fire-resistant armor, locate a fluffy wambler, and punch it in the head respectively.

WWUD if he discovered They Might Be Giants?

(Its a band that I really enjoy. If you don't know about them, look em' up. They make REALLY good music.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #487 on: June 21, 2011, 04:04:33 am »
Get possessed and make them a Rhyolite Trumpet.

WWUD if the fort was out of rhyolite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #488 on: June 21, 2011, 08:36:12 am »
use the walls of the magma pump to make the trumpet

WWUD if the artifact was destoried
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #489 on: June 21, 2011, 08:37:58 am »
Go melancholy and jump down a 90 Z-level spoilerite spire.

WWUD if one day he woke up and was an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #490 on: June 21, 2011, 08:47:00 am »
oh he would do this_U!)%@)!$&@(%&@!(%%!(* sorry this meesage was deleted for massive amount of its graphic nature

WWUD if that happened in bay12
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #491 on: June 21, 2011, 11:47:02 am »
Nothing, Urist is forbidden from knowledge of the internet.

What would Urist do if she was turning into a tree as a result of using Elf magic too much?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #492 on: June 21, 2011, 03:49:04 pm »
Wake up.

WWUD if Toady implemented magic and dwarves were constantly dieing from evil elf magic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #493 on: June 21, 2011, 03:50:10 pm »
Go berserk, grab a full set of steel armor and a spoilerite axe, and genocide elves.

WWUD if he was the last dorf alive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #494 on: June 21, 2011, 04:10:59 pm »
See last post^

WWUD if every other living creature had died?
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