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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674132 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4740 on: July 05, 2013, 01:51:07 am »
Pick one up and start digging.

WWUD if elves were mimes?
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Krevsin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4741 on: July 05, 2013, 02:01:45 am »
Nobody would care if they got upset.

WWUD if he could drink magma?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4742 on: July 05, 2013, 02:21:56 am »
He already could, it's just that he'll die from it.  :P But if he can drink magma and *not die*, then "Urist had grown tired of drinking the same old magma lately."

WW Elf Do if he lives in a bizarro world where dwarves are stone hippies that occasionally send diplomats to limit mining of stones, while Elves constantly tried to blow up the world with their megaprojects?

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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4743 on: July 05, 2013, 03:45:25 am »
We dwarfs are partial to the stone man. Like, wow, stone dude. Came from a volcano millions of years ago man. Like wow, microcline dude. So blue. Humans say it isn't, but they don't know what they say man. We are loath to spare a single pebble, but if you could limit your mining to 100 boulders, that would be rad maaaan...
Urist McLam er has melted in magma.

WWUD if the overseer mandated the use of mugs when drinking?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4744 on: July 05, 2013, 09:14:10 am »
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He has admired a completely sublime mug today.

WWUD if he had a bunch of filming equipment?
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4745 on: July 05, 2013, 10:58:11 am »
Probably figure out on-camera why all of the femdorfs are becoming pregnant without being married or being caught up in a romance. And then sell the footage to the humans in exchange for booze.

What would Urist do if he was selected to be the beard-shaving hammerer of the tyrannical booze-hoarding king that happens to be sitting next to a lever that would dump said king into a pool of magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4746 on: July 05, 2013, 08:52:12 pm »
Ignore the lever, refuse to hammer an evil king, wait for king to leave the trapped room, tantrum because he has nothing to drink, pull the lever, and end up being the only one to fall in the magma trap. With all the booze.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4747 on: July 06, 2013, 01:27:29 am »
What would Urist McMigrant do if the fort he was approaching suddenly exploded into a booze and magma fueled fireball?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4748 on: July 06, 2013, 02:00:47 am »
Go in and put all the pieces in stockpiles before getting killed by a berserk survivor mourning the loss of his cat and his booze.

WWUD if he saw a peaceful looking animal?
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It's all very epic. Jump off a tower towards a spike pit, and at the last moment attempt to parry the planet.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4749 on: July 06, 2013, 08:27:11 am »
Run away in terror.

WWUD if he was adopted by a cat forgotten beast with a deadly sting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4750 on: July 06, 2013, 08:22:15 pm »
Urist headbumps Lullikatz, Friendly Forgotten Catbeast, bruising the muscle, tearing the skull and tearing the brain!
Urist is knocked away by the force of the blow!
Urist collides with an obstacle and explodes in a cloud of ludicrous gibs!

WWUD if he was actually an urist named Dwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4751 on: July 06, 2013, 08:26:28 pm »
Collide with a dwarf named Urist in a cloud of gib-antigib pairs.

WWUD if he was an expert in dwarven quantum physics?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4752 on: July 06, 2013, 10:15:00 pm »
Build a room in a quantum stockpile.

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress FPS rate never go down.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4753 on: July 07, 2013, 08:18:17 am »
Perform a stress test, by flooding the universe with magma and magma-safe cats.

WWUDif cats exploded when they die?
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matskuman5

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4754 on: July 08, 2013, 06:17:55 am »
Strap them to rockets, shoot them while they're in the air and create fireworks.

WWUD if he was an elf?
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