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Chimpanzee

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4725 on: July 03, 2013, 03:47:08 am »
GCS venom only paralyses dwarves if it is injected into their blood, where the dangerous components cannot be filtered away. That's not the same when the venom is ingested. That said, drink it as usual.

WW a resident gnome do if the daily special at the still was gnomeblight?
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4726 on: July 03, 2013, 11:59:20 am »
Steal it and begin calling it his precious, despite it being obviously detrimental to his health.

WWUD if he was Gimli?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4727 on: July 03, 2013, 02:14:56 pm »
Embed his axe in a goblin's nervous system.

WWUD if he was taking the hobbits to Isengard?
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4728 on: July 03, 2013, 02:43:51 pm »
He'd probably get about forty meters before they ran off to attack camels and were murdered by said camels. Damn companion AI.

WWUD if he had the power to make his foot transform into a foot with a forgotten beast's ass wrapped around it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4729 on: July 03, 2013, 02:45:57 pm »
Use this power, not realizing the skinless webspinning winged lizard FB with deadly dust came with it.

WWUD if the before-mentioned monster was descending on him?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4730 on: July 03, 2013, 04:22:08 pm »
Transform his foot into a foot with a forgotten beast's ass wrapped around it, of course. The ass eats his foot off and Urist dies of bloodloss and embarassment.

WWUD if his foot transformed into a foot with a wereass wrapped around it?
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Chimpanzee

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4731 on: July 03, 2013, 04:43:59 pm »
Ability to stand lost

WWUD if he were a wereass and Armok stopped time from flowing during a full moon?
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4732 on: July 03, 2013, 05:10:57 pm »
Blow up the moon.

WWUD if giant, flaming moon chunks were raining down from the sky?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4733 on: July 03, 2013, 06:40:55 pm »
Build a goblinpult to intercept the moon rocks.

WW Overseer Do if every dwarf in the fortress was named Urist McUrist, and all had the exact same profession, the exact same names, and could not be customized?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4734 on: July 03, 2013, 11:35:51 pm »
Cut their losses, strip the Urists of their clothing and ritually cast them into the nearest magma pool.

WWUD if told he could never drink booze again, in exchange for a statue of him placed in the middle of the fortress surrounded by waterfalls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4735 on: July 03, 2013, 11:55:41 pm »
Agree, and then drink booze because you cannot forbid items for only certain dwarves.

WWUD if there was no booze in the universe, and no way of making booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4736 on: July 04, 2013, 12:18:14 am »
Not exist. Without booze, dwarves would go extinct before world generation.

WWUD if ANYTHING could be made into booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4737 on: July 04, 2013, 02:12:12 am »
Make booze out of air. No more pesky farming in the mud or gathering materials!

WWUD if trees had booze for sap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4738 on: July 04, 2013, 03:00:05 am »
Deforest the entire world.

WWUD if dwarves wouldn't mine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4739 on: July 04, 2013, 12:58:55 pm »
Enslave elfs to mine, with wooden picks.

WWUD if Elfs can be used to mine?
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